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[elverlith]

Is anyone here feeling like VD is a piece of shite? Do you need waddle-lovin', y0?

I'll fuck you for a tenner.
Pine cones are an extra 50p.

Comments

[treacerbullet]

Never liked Valentine's Day. It's a big F.U. to lonely souls.

[elverlith]

Are you a lonely soul, duck?

You're right though. I mean, you're feeling all depressed because Christmas is over, and then along comes fucking VD and just twists the knife in your cunt.

Or whatever.

[treacerbullet]

Sure.

It's a minor irritation at best though. Plus there's the irony thing. If you need Valentine's day to celebrate love stuff, you've got a pathetic relationship anyway.

**Sean

[xamses]

You take American dollars?

Seriously, though, as nice as it is to have a warm body next to you on VD, it hasn't really phased me for the past few years.

[elverlith]

Wow, there you are being a yank again, assuming that 'tenner' means 10 dollars when I was actually referring to 10 quid! ;D

*smushga*

[xamses]

I was thinking 10 pounds, actually, so there:-P

[aminosays]

i thought you'd do me out of sheer pleasure, my love!
life just isn't fair, is it? *le sigh*
at least i have the v-d cards from the 4th graders to comfort me.

[elverlith]

Oh bless, Min's little 10-year-old crushees!
That's adorable.

And I only ever do you out of sheer pleasure, dolly!
*fucks*

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[aminosays]

thaaat's my girl ;)

[shibb]

Aww I was hoping for some free lovin'! *Gives you free humps and kisses* Have an awesome day sweetie!

[elverlith]

Ooooo shekshy glasses.

*free loves*

[stillstar]

AHAHAHAHAHAAH when I saw 'VD' I was thinking... something else.

Oh dude, I'll take the pines. And the hannahlovin'.