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[elverlith]

Why the holy fuck are americans so dangerously sexy and all around gawgeous in all their yanky exoticness?

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[gillan]

Something in the water, I guess.

[elverlith]

Can you send me a bottle?

[stillstar]

Well, personally, I drink Evian... Because something about drinking untouched water from a little, po dunk French town makes me feel damned special.

[kuhniving]

well, we're not all that way, silly goose. haha

[elverlith]

You're one to talk, with your incredible rack. ;D

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[kuhniving]

ha shush you

[xamses]

It's all that fast food we eat. It coats our vocal chords in a fine layer of grease that makes them sound smoother.

[elverlith]

That's probably it.
Limeys feed on choccie biccies which dehydrate the mucus cells in our throats and make our voices sound all harsh.
*nods thoughtfully*

[rellah]

Can you point me to them? I haven't shagged a yank since John Cougar Mellencamp.

[elverlith]

Hrmmm.... Bush!
*orgasms*

[repressedmango]

Hah, I need some of that water. Americans are not sexy 'round these parts.