want a cookie? want soooome juice?

[elviret]

Been awhile.

God damn, it's been a long ass time. Bernie? Bernie who? I hear she's ugly.

Mia isn't! Which is why I don't mind splitting a lovely apartment with her. Ooh!

Would be out having fun, but nooooo. Stupid anti-alcoholic girlfriend! She'll make it up to me God damn it. God damn it!

damn it

Comments

[anonymous]

Do you kiss my mother with that mouth?

-taylor

[elviret]

No, but I kiss your... argh!