DLSU Meme
(x) get caught by the DO
(x) wear inappropriate attire (but never got caught)
(x) watch a UAAP la salle vs ateneo game live in araneta (oh hell yeah)
(x) eat at AGNO
( ) smoke at AGNO
(x) hangout at AGNO
(x) hangout at a friend's condo
(x) sing the alma mater (see #3)
( ) swim at the olympic size swimming pool
(x) have class in all the buildings (Miguel, LS, SJ, Yuchengco, Velasco, Gokongwei, Mutien Marie, STRC, Sports Complex)
(x) use the football field
(x) hang out in ampitheater
(x) watch something during the u-break in the ampitheater
(x) cross enroll (as often as i could)
(x) be a 1st honors dean's lister
(x) be a 2nd honors dean's lister
(x) get a 0.0 (damned rotc)
(x) get a 4.0 (except P.E and NSTP)
(x) eat in mcdonalds
(x) eat in UM (KFC included)
(x) eat somewhere outside near the campus (i've eaten everywhere)
(x) borrow/reserve something in the IMS
( ) get a major or minor offense (weeeell, i did get exonerated)
(x) go out with 5 or more blockmates during freshmen
(x) walk around the campus with 4 or more blockmates after freshmen
(x) cut a class together with blockmates (with AND without)
(x) beg for a higher grade during course card distribution
(x) adjust
(x) be active in an organization
(x) be a member of TAPAT or SANTUGON
( ) be stereotyped by others according to your college (CBE, COE, COS, CLA, CCS, cED) (i got stereotyped according to the college they thought i was in!)
(x) get an alarm sound when you scan your id
(x) talk to your LAMB aside from LPEP
(x) be deceived by the false names of professors in the on-line enrollment (YES DAMN YOU TRANCE)
(x) pay surcharge
(x) go to the chapel
( ) hear mass
(x) visit the museum
(x) know a xerox lady
(x) sleep in the library
(x) get to know mang jack (hell, even my uncles knew him)
(x) get to know jenny
( ) got/given something to someone during the valentines week
(x) have a class after 6:00 pm
(x) talk about someone passing by while on a bench in SJ walk
(x) study in conservatory
(x) print somewhere near/outside the campus
(x) type somewhere near/outside the campus
(x) cram
(x) do a last minute paper
(x) date a lasallian or two
( ) have a crush on your blockmate
(x) have a crush on your classmate
( ) have a crush on your professor
(x) attend a seminar outside lasalle
(x) talk to a lasallian celebrity (model, actress, vj, etc.)
(x) sleep in a class (ooh yeah basicon, but i redeemed myself)
( ) have/had a lasallian girlfriend/boyfriend (uhhh semi)
(x) be in a conflict with a professor or two, or three, or four.... (HAHAHAHA)
(x) witness pda inside the campus
(x) use a computer in the computer laboratories (that's quite unavoidable in ccs)
(x) be drunk somewhere near outside the campus and inside as well! Hehe
(x) forget your ID at home several times!
(x) get exempted from finals (i'm pretty sure this happened to me at least once)
(x) stay at school till 10:00 or later
(x) actually read a whole article in The Lasallian
(x) actually read a whole article in Plaridel I suck at reading Filipino :(
(x) took time to look at the 'Proudly Lasallian' stands in the campus
(x) thought that yuchengco restrooms are the best restrooms (3rd floor, before anyone else takes a crap there and thus wets the whole seat)
( ) shifted / planned to shift (although i thought about it every single day of my life)
(x) read a whole book borrowed at the library
(x) eat inside the classroom
(x) get a txt or call with your cellphone not in silent mode during class
(x) spend money for 1X1 ID pictures
( ) break something in the laboratory
( ) ask the library for an endorsement
(x) entered the thesis room in the library (and i got outsiders in that room without having to leave anything too)
(x) searched a professor in the DLSU website
(x) park in the beach
( ) park in Sports Complex
(x) eat siomai (inside or outside near the school)
(x) tasked to photocopy for a bunch of people
(x) enter a job fair in campus
(x) buy a raffle ticket, donate something, sign a signature campaign inside the campus
(x) sell raffle tickets, ask for donations, made people sign signature campaigns inside the campus
( ) watch something at night in the yuchengco theater (u-break eh)
(x) make a video for a class project
(x) make a powerpoint presentation
(x) give a very low evaluation to a professor
(x) eat inside the java cafe
(x) be pissed with a guard (that sungit guard by goks)
(x) go to the clinic
(x) nearly reached / reached excess absences (comprg1, i had 4 presences. i passed though :))
(x) pick a popular professor (infamous, cool, generous, cute) for a subject
( ) be the one to make the 'mass overload sound' in an elevator
(x) buy something in the bookstore
(x) lose your cellphone
damn i did almost everything.
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Spoiled Meme
40+ means I'm spoiled... let's see.
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
( ) an iPod/MP3 player
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(3) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
(4) a surround sound system in bedroom
(5) DVD player in bedroom
(6) at least a hundred DVDs
(7) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool (i actually have one of those plastic cookie monster pools for kids, but that doens't count)
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(8) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
(9) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
(10) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(11) a multi-speed bike
(12) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
(13) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(14) wealthy family members
(15) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
(17) a yard
(18) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer (hah. i'm my own personal trainer)
( ) good credit (i don't have credit cards)
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name
( ) a stock portfolio
(19) passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund
( ) private medical insurance (at least, not to my knowledge)
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
(20) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(21) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
(22) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
(23) pay someone else to cook your meals
(24) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
( ) been on a cruise
(25) traveled out of the country
(26) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
(27) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
(28) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
(29) dined with local political figures
(30) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(31) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
(32) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you (well, i had a dinner, but what the hell is a sweet 16 birthday party?)
32. still not spoiled.