Random thoughts in the early morning hours.

[elwood_p]

-         I can remember when I was being potty trained.  I must have been one or two years old at the time.  The reason I think the memory is so vivid is because it was the first fight I can remember my parents having.  They were arguing over how I should take a piss.  My mother said that when I was done I should take some toilet paper and wipe

Comments

[the_saint311]

I like your twisty tie remark. I laughed out loud at work and now everyone thinks I am crazy.

[the_colombian]

If you piss on my mats I'll kill you.