Oh literally. Years ( Read more... )

I am pretty sure that I know why I am mad. But you know, I just wonder why it cant be perfect. I go to school and I work and I am so fucking tired and if he would just plan a little fucking better, just maybe think about something, I might have a *SECOND* to relax. It never happens (it seems) guh. It would be so easy to tell him to stop being an ( Read more... )

how in the hell can this be so freaking accurate???!!! These are all PERFECT. I love. I LOVE!

YOUR PARENTS GOT YOU DRUNK. For real, my mom and her b/f gave me some drinks tonight and HOLLA, I got a little tiny buit hammered. For real it is a little bit hard to type. Like, whoa, they started pouring the drinks and I just trie dot look sooooo sober so that they wouldnt know that I enjoed it and that I drink someitmes. WEIRD. They brought up ( Read more... )

My parents are in bed and I am bored. No one saw this one coming. Well, my mom and I went shopping today, as we do, and I got a lot of jewlery. One necklace that I am PARTICULARLY proud of ( Read more... )

I am here in Honolulu- Just sitting waitin wishin you believed in superstition. AHAHAHAH. Trala ( Read more... )

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Raw score: 76% You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get ( Read more... )

the Ham
(42% dark, 46% spontaneous, 26% vulgar) your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for ( Read more... )

Your Deadly Sins

Lust: 80%

Envy: 60%

Pride: 60%

Greed: 20%

Sloth: 20%

Gluttony: 0%

Wrath: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 34%

You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go.

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