drop her in the water

[elysesewell]

"Hey Elyse, where'd you get that unsightly abrasion on your ass?"

"Well, I was balancing on a velour-covered eraser-shaped plywood prism precariously propped on a tripod inside this velour-lined plywood box. I was gripping my shanzhai Gucci handbag under my baby oil-slathered arm whilst attempting to support my weight on one foot without

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[elysesewell]

Goldschlonger.

[kickthehobbit]

I don't even want to think of what the advertising for that would be like.