There is something wildly exhilarating about playing music very loudly in the office when you're the only one present.

Especially when it's the shins.

I have found the ultimate Spring Break destination - deserted white (and black?) sandy beaches, ranches with real cowboys, shooting clay pigeons and a private beachfront abode - all on an island with no stoplights ( Read more... )

I threw a martini glass at my window last night.

One of my roommates informed me that my life is a melodramatic soap opera and she awaits the nxt installation.

VERY, VERY, VERY LOUDLY, if someone does not deliver me from this UTTERLY BANAL AND USELESS DATA ENTRY THAT I AM DOING.

I need a flaming wand. Desperately.

Danger mixed with jealous spite ( Read more... )

"i have met the circumstances that are larger than my capacity to be gracious ( Read more... )

"A line allows progress ( Read more... )

God topples from the sky, hell's fires fade ( Read more... )

back in manhattan after a short but ultimately (inevitably of course) unsatisfying stint in the homeland. had a fight with mum ( Read more... )

hatred for my suitemates is reaching fever pitch when the other night was awakened at four am to horrible horrible hyena laughs (likely induced by copious amounts of hard liquor) and i was about to embark on a 15 hour workday in two hours. i noticed that my pillow was wet and face streaked and i could have sworn i hadnt left the window open or it ( Read more... )