[Not Really a Fanfic] Randomly Generated FrUk Drabbles
I was bored, and someone posted a link to a drabble generator in the Hetalia comm. So I filled it up with random stuff.
Needless to say, my results were hilarious.
The Unicorn Prince
Francis was walking through a mischievous meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a small little unicorn lying under a tree.
Francis skipped over to see the dear thing and was grinning to find that he was hurt! A rose had pierced his disgusting little chest and he whimpered angrily with the pain.
"My beautiful little friend," Francis said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the rose, as mischievously as he could. The unicorn cried out and Francis's heart ached, as if there was nothing else left in the world. "You'll be all right," Francis whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Arthur and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Arthur up in his arms, Francis carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Francis nursed Arthur, cleaning his chest and feeding him Fairy-brand unicorn chow.
On the eighth night, Arthur climbed into bed with Francis. He burrowed under the covers and sexily smiled Francis's cheek. It made Francis giggle and he cuddled close to Arthur, stroking his arm and singing lovingly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Francis hurried home so he could curl up with Arthur. It gave him a happy feeling whenever Arthur smiled his cheek.
Then one night, Arthur looked up at Francis and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a hot prince."
Francis screamed calmly, he was so surprised. How could an unicorn talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Arthur said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Francis said and kissed Arthur on his arm. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a hot prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Arthur," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Francis said.
"See?" Arthur said and showed Francis the scar from the rose on his chest. Then he kissed Francis and they tumbled with a grin and did a lot of very sexy things, some of them involving a tsundere blanket.
"I love you," Arthur said when they were done. Francis clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Arthur had stashed away.
And if Arthur didn't know about Francis's visits to the unicorn sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
---
(After I changed the verb to fuck)
To Calmly Fuck
Francis and Arthur were celebrating a sexy Valentine's Day together. Francis had cooked a small dinner and they ate with a grin by candlelight.
"My darling," Arthur said, stroking Francis's cheek, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Francis. "It is but a tsundere token of my happy love."
Francis opened the box. Inside was a hot blanket! He gazed at it angrily. Then he gazed at Arthur angrily. "It's disgusting," Francis said. "Come here and let me fuck you."
Just then, a mischievous crone sprang out of hiding and cackled as if there was nothing else left in the world. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a grinning voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Arthur read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other lovingly as the crone cackled some more. Francis's chest began to tremble. Then Arthur shrugged, pulled out a fairy, and hit the crone on her arm. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Francis said and kissed Arthur sexily. "This is a beautiful Valentine's Day!"
They mischievously burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they fucked each other all night long.
---
Hot Love
Francis finished packing. Ever since Arthur, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Francis had been disgusting.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing fucked him, all was mischivous. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going with a grin to become a sexy rose.
Just then, there was a beautiful knock at the door. Francis opened it and stood there angrily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his arm.
When Francis came to, Arthur was holding his chest and looking tsundere. "My love," Arthur said sexily, "I'm sorry for the happy shock. I've been shipwrecked on a small island for the last ten years, living as if there was nothing else left in the world. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my cheek in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Francis could hardly believe his Arthur had returned. "I will always love you, cheek or no cheek. Besides, you can cover it up with a fairy."
They embraced lovingly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was grinning.
---
I Saw Arthur Kissing Santa Claus
Francis woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one hot box that looked like a fairy.
Then Francis noticed that Arthur was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Francis thought that he would surprise Arthur. Maybe even sneak up behind him and fuck him on his tsundere arm. That always made Arthur mischievous.
Francis crept lovingly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its happy lights, and the presents, heaped up sexily, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Arthur. Kissing someone.
Francis was so angry, he picked up a rose from a table and threw it angrily with a grin.
They both looked around.
"Arthur, you beautiful unicorn!" Francis yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Francis looked and then rubbed his chest and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Arthur said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a disgusting kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Francis said mischievously. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be sexy."
That seemed reasonable. Francis went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, as if there was nothing else left in the world. He made Francis's cheek feel all grinning.
"You see?" Arthur said calmly and Francis saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
---
(after I interchanged Francis and Arhtur)
I'm Dreaming Of A Disgusting Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Arthur sat sexily with a grin, sipping hot eggnog.
He looked at the sexy rose hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Francis had hung it there, just before they looked at each other mischievously and then fell into each other's arms and fucked each other's arm.
If only I hadn't been so grinning, Arthur thought, pouring a mischievous amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Francis might not have got so tsundere and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a happy tear and held his cheek in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a beautiful voice lifted lovingly up in song.
I'm dreaming of a disgusting Christmas
Just as if there was nothing else left in the world
Arthur ran to the door. It was Francis, looking small all over with snow.
"I missed you angrily," Francis said. "And I wanted to fuck your arm again."
Arthur hugged Francis and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Francis said.
"I think so too," Arthur said and they fucked each other's arm until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted unicorn chest and lived calmly until Arthur got drunk again.
As you can see... it's completely random.
Needless to say, my results were hilarious.
The Unicorn Prince
Francis was walking through a mischievous meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a small little unicorn lying under a tree.
Francis skipped over to see the dear thing and was grinning to find that he was hurt! A rose had pierced his disgusting little chest and he whimpered angrily with the pain.
"My beautiful little friend," Francis said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the rose, as mischievously as he could. The unicorn cried out and Francis's heart ached, as if there was nothing else left in the world. "You'll be all right," Francis whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Arthur and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Arthur up in his arms, Francis carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Francis nursed Arthur, cleaning his chest and feeding him Fairy-brand unicorn chow.
On the eighth night, Arthur climbed into bed with Francis. He burrowed under the covers and sexily smiled Francis's cheek. It made Francis giggle and he cuddled close to Arthur, stroking his arm and singing lovingly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Francis hurried home so he could curl up with Arthur. It gave him a happy feeling whenever Arthur smiled his cheek.
Then one night, Arthur looked up at Francis and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a hot prince."
Francis screamed calmly, he was so surprised. How could an unicorn talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Arthur said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Francis said and kissed Arthur on his arm. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a hot prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Arthur," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Francis said.
"See?" Arthur said and showed Francis the scar from the rose on his chest. Then he kissed Francis and they tumbled with a grin and did a lot of very sexy things, some of them involving a tsundere blanket.
"I love you," Arthur said when they were done. Francis clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Arthur had stashed away.
And if Arthur didn't know about Francis's visits to the unicorn sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
---
(After I changed the verb to fuck)
To Calmly Fuck
Francis and Arthur were celebrating a sexy Valentine's Day together. Francis had cooked a small dinner and they ate with a grin by candlelight.
"My darling," Arthur said, stroking Francis's cheek, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Francis. "It is but a tsundere token of my happy love."
Francis opened the box. Inside was a hot blanket! He gazed at it angrily. Then he gazed at Arthur angrily. "It's disgusting," Francis said. "Come here and let me fuck you."
Just then, a mischievous crone sprang out of hiding and cackled as if there was nothing else left in the world. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a grinning voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Arthur read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other lovingly as the crone cackled some more. Francis's chest began to tremble. Then Arthur shrugged, pulled out a fairy, and hit the crone on her arm. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Francis said and kissed Arthur sexily. "This is a beautiful Valentine's Day!"
They mischievously burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they fucked each other all night long.
---
Hot Love
Francis finished packing. Ever since Arthur, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Francis had been disgusting.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing fucked him, all was mischivous. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going with a grin to become a sexy rose.
Just then, there was a beautiful knock at the door. Francis opened it and stood there angrily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his arm.
When Francis came to, Arthur was holding his chest and looking tsundere. "My love," Arthur said sexily, "I'm sorry for the happy shock. I've been shipwrecked on a small island for the last ten years, living as if there was nothing else left in the world. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my cheek in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Francis could hardly believe his Arthur had returned. "I will always love you, cheek or no cheek. Besides, you can cover it up with a fairy."
They embraced lovingly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was grinning.
---
I Saw Arthur Kissing Santa Claus
Francis woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one hot box that looked like a fairy.
Then Francis noticed that Arthur was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Francis thought that he would surprise Arthur. Maybe even sneak up behind him and fuck him on his tsundere arm. That always made Arthur mischievous.
Francis crept lovingly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its happy lights, and the presents, heaped up sexily, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Arthur. Kissing someone.
Francis was so angry, he picked up a rose from a table and threw it angrily with a grin.
They both looked around.
"Arthur, you beautiful unicorn!" Francis yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Francis looked and then rubbed his chest and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Arthur said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a disgusting kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Francis said mischievously. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be sexy."
That seemed reasonable. Francis went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, as if there was nothing else left in the world. He made Francis's cheek feel all grinning.
"You see?" Arthur said calmly and Francis saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
---
(after I interchanged Francis and Arhtur)
I'm Dreaming Of A Disgusting Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Arthur sat sexily with a grin, sipping hot eggnog.
He looked at the sexy rose hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Francis had hung it there, just before they looked at each other mischievously and then fell into each other's arms and fucked each other's arm.
If only I hadn't been so grinning, Arthur thought, pouring a mischievous amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Francis might not have got so tsundere and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a happy tear and held his cheek in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a beautiful voice lifted lovingly up in song.
I'm dreaming of a disgusting Christmas
Just as if there was nothing else left in the world
Arthur ran to the door. It was Francis, looking small all over with snow.
"I missed you angrily," Francis said. "And I wanted to fuck your arm again."
Arthur hugged Francis and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Francis said.
"I think so too," Arthur said and they fucked each other's arm until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted unicorn chest and lived calmly until Arthur got drunk again.
As you can see... it's completely random.