SEVEN REASONS WHY KATIE AND TONY TOGETHER WOULD BREAK YOUR FUCKING MIND WITH THEIR AWESOME.

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This is my desperate plea to anyone who may have any influence whatsoever in making this happen in the movie.





1. BITCHES KNOW HOW TO PARTY



Tony I'm balalaika, feathered up, and ready to rock da party! Yeah boy!
Katie Don't worry. I spiked the chocolate brownies with MDMA.

2. YOU WILL NOT MESS WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS OR YOU WILL GET OWNED



Tony I can't believe you slapped me. That's hilarious.
Katie I'm Katie-fucking-Fitch.

3. THEY WILL SMIRK AT YOU AND REMAIN FLAWLESS WHILE DOING SO



Tony God only knows what I'd be without you.
Katie Eat your flan.

4. EVEN TAKING A KNOCK TO THE HEAD CAN NOT KEEP THESE MODERN DAY GODS DOWN



Tony I had a traumatic subdural hematoma with motor and receptional complications. 
Katie Sick of this fucking house. Sick of being sick.

5. IF THEY WANT TO GET ALL INCESTUOUS ON YOUR ASS THEN THEY WILL



Tony Effy's different, I sort of own her.
Katie Because I love her more than you ever can.

6. THEY DO WHAT THEY WANT TO WHO THEY WANT WHERE THEY WANT



Tony She loves me, yeah babe?
Katie I'll do that keepy up thing later, remember?

7. BADASS BITCHES STILL FIND TIME TO CARE



Tony Ring someone.
Katie Freddie what's happened? Is she alright?