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[em25]

My daughter decided I was in bed too late today, so she did what any child would do - she dressed up as 'the Ghost of Jewels' and poked me with a stick.

There's something I have in common with Chris Sabin, but unfortunately, it isn't his dick. It's the fact that I still play with dolls too.

Comments

[nippa56]

i knew you'd get endless hours of enjoyment out of those two.

[em25]

That's what she said.

[nippa56]

she fucking wishes.

[darkangel_0410]

Best. Post. Ever. Seriously.

[em25]

Thanks! Growing up is overrated.

[darkangel_0410]

Oh, definitely. I especially like the part about Shelley's dates usually telling him to shut the fuck up. Possibly because I can see that actually happening.

[em25]

I suspect the best way to survive a date with Shelley is to shove knitting needles into your ears beforehand. I think it's beyond question that the people who've actually sat and listened to him throughout an entire date only did it because they know he'll put out.

I really should have put this in the community, shouldn't I? Stupid woman.