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Click to viewI don't know how he managed to say that without choking on the hypocrisy.
"I am the best tag team wrestler in the world." - Shelley's always had a problem with excessive modesty.
Oh, Alex. No matter how much you suck up to the Japanese, you'll always feel like a dirty gaijin.
While I was doing the school run this morning, there was a woman with a little girl, and the little girl was complaining that her legs were tired. The woman started to reply, "Well, if you'd stop running around like a spastic," but presumably remembered partway through that you're not supposed to say spastic, so to avoid offending anyone, she changed it to, "like a loony." I managed not to laugh, I don't think she would have appreciated it.
Also, there's a van parked down the road belonging to 'The Ayjay Group'. I don't know what they do, but I like to think they go around shouting, "Shut up, faggot!" at people who are trying to cut promos.