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Alex is having the best birthday ever, mainly because Chris has gotten him a stack of presents. If there's one thing Alex likes, it's people who give him stuff.
"Happy biiiirthday dear Aaaaaaleeeeeeeeeeex..."
"Make a wish," Chris had said, "and don't forget to drink your special birthday cocktail!" Alex made a wish alright; he'd wished so hard, he was surprised Chris' underpants hadn't burst into flames.
Again, Alex? Really? Oh well, Chris, looks like you're going to have to find some way to entertain yourself while Alex is unconscious. I'm sure you'll think of something.