Our car is named after Davey, because it's got the worst case of small car syndrome ever. Davey's weird; he seems like there's a nice guy buried under there somewhere, if only he could dig his way out of all those massive issues.
Thank you! Christmas and my birthday were both nice, apart from Eve's malfunctioning tablet and all the histrionics that caused. She's getting a new one though, so she'll be okay then.
Maybe. All I know is that every time he's in the ring with someone, I keep expecting him to lose his shit and brain whoever happens to be in there with him.
You know, that's weird -I got Marissa and Kaitie tablets for Christmas, too, and theirs had to be returned. I've never seen such a terrible death look directed at a store employee from a pair of children in my whole life.
And when he's not in the ring, he's creeping on the matches from backstage.
If the people who made these things were actually nearby when they were opened, they'd do a much better job of it, because children are fucking terrifying.
I swear to God I thought it was a penis in his mouth. I need to go to bed.
I have a love/hate relationship with Davey Richards. I always thought he looked like a pitbull when his hair was in a buzz cut, but then he grew hair and for some reason, I became strangely attracted to him.
Either you thought it was a very disappointing penis, or you think Shelley has an enormous mouth - though why anyone would think that of him, I can't imagine...
I sometimes think I'd like to have a pet Davey, but I don't think I've ever been attracted to him.
Everything looks very fetching on Chris, especially nothing.
I thought his mouth was big enough to take in a penis of any size. No idea why I thought that, either. Can't be because he's always shooting off at the mouth. I can only imagine what it would be like for him if he lost his voice for a short amount of time.
A pet Davey. Would you have a pet Eddie Edwards as well.
...Now you're just trying to be cruel by giving me mental images. I'm sure Alex would agree with your statement.
Didn't he have to have it wired shut when he shattered his jaw? It must have been such a blessed relief for his friends/family/everyone within a 200 foot radius.
Why, do you think it would keep him from misbehaving if he had company?
That's an outright lie, making people think of Sabin naked is the exact opposite of cruel.
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I know I've told you before, but Davey Richards looks like a serial killer to me.
Happy birthday, btw, if I don't talk to you tomorrow. Also, I hope you guys had a good Christmas.
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Our car is named after Davey, because it's got the worst case of small car syndrome ever. Davey's weird; he seems like there's a nice guy buried under there somewhere, if only he could dig his way out of all those massive issues.
Thank you! Christmas and my birthday were both nice, apart from Eve's malfunctioning tablet and all the histrionics that caused. She's getting a new one though, so she'll be okay then.
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You know, that's weird -I got Marissa and Kaitie tablets for Christmas, too, and theirs had to be returned. I've never seen such a terrible death look directed at a store employee from a pair of children in my whole life.
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If the people who made these things were actually nearby when they were opened, they'd do a much better job of it, because children are fucking terrifying.
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I have a love/hate relationship with Davey Richards. I always thought he looked like a pitbull when his hair was in a buzz cut, but then he grew hair and for some reason, I became strangely attracted to him.
That apron looks very fetching on Chris.
By the way, happy birthday! <3
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I sometimes think I'd like to have a pet Davey, but I don't think I've ever been attracted to him.
Everything looks very fetching on Chris, especially nothing.
Thanks!
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A pet Davey. Would you have a pet Eddie Edwards as well.
...Now you're just trying to be cruel by giving me mental images. I'm sure Alex would agree with your statement.
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Why, do you think it would keep him from misbehaving if he had company?
That's an outright lie, making people think of Sabin naked is the exact opposite of cruel.
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Love the aprons!
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Me too, I only wish I had a matching one!
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