PLL 2.01 IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING UNTIL NEXT WEEK
So, I sort of love PLL right now. By sort of, I mean, I do. A lot. And now I'm going to ramble about it (don't worry, there are gifs as well).
Mainly I love it for topless Ezra. I mean, I don't even care about the whole Ezra and Aria thing that much anymore (even though I was shipping it like burning at the start) but if he keeps his top off, then all of a sudden I find them extremely interesting. Can't think why.
Anyway, right, ok so. Focus. I know the whole crux of the show is meant to be finding out who is A, but I sort of find that the less interesting part of it. Is it just me? If we never find out who A is, then I think I'd be ok with that. Just give me more of the Liars being ridiculously stupid please & thanks.
Can we spend a little bit of time discussing Toby and Spencer please??? WILL YOU LOOK AT HOW FUCKING CUTE THEY ARE??
He's all "Lock the door" and she's like, I'm so scared that I nearly knifed you to death, but lol ok then "sir" if you insist. I LOVE THEM WITH SPARKLY HEARTS AND EVERYTHING. And also, the guy that plays Toby has stupid amounts of chemistry with Emily as well, so much so that as I was sitting watching them talk and Emily's flirting with him, apart from not really, but I was like, hey, back the fuck down Fields, you get yours somewhere else, ok? He's Spencer's.
Speaking of Emily, where was Samara this ep? I am 100% behind that ship, just fyi. Samara made her blush and bite her lip, Paige makes her angry and cry. It's obvious. Do they even have a shipper name? Samily? Samarily? (God, I hate portmanteaus.) Either way: NEXT WEEK FIELDS, THEN YOU GET YOURS.
Um, and what the fuck is wrong with Hanna?
This is standing in front of you and telling you that it loves you, and you say no? NO HANNA THAT IS WRONG. GET ON IT GURL. I'll be ok(ish) with it for the time being, assuming he doesn't give up on her, and we get lots of chasing her round like a puppy or whatever, and begging forgiveness at every turn. And maybe some nakedness. Maybe with a flower between his teeth. ~Whatever.
Ok, so the actual show? Are these girls stupid? I mean, like, seriously. No wonder A knows all their secrets, I'm pretty sure all the kids that have a locker in the same corridor as them would know all their secrets as well. IT'S BECAUSE YOU TALK ABOUT THEM IN PUBLIC PLACES QUITE LOUDLY, NOT BECAUSE A HAS SUPERPOWERS. DUH. AND ALSO YOU SEND EACH OTHER TEXT MESSAGES AND EMAILS WHICH ARE EASY TO HACK. AND IT IS NO WONDER THAT A IS ONE STEP AHEAD WHEN YOU LEAVE KEYS UNDER DOORMATS AND LEAVE YOUR COMPUTER WITH VITAL EVIDENCE ON IT WITH NO PASSWORD AND OPEN WHEN STRANGERS ARE VIEWING YOUR HOUSE. Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if Emily had left that in a folder named: "Top secret video evidence of A's existence and Ian getting it on with Ali - DO NOT DELETE LOL :)". And like, Jenna is meant to be blind but she's twitching the curtains and spying on you in the dark. Does no one notice that?! Also, WHO ARE TOBY/JENNA'S PARENTS? We've never seen them, right? But they exist, cause apparently they don't want Toby to see Spencer, but don't care enough to answer the door to tell Spencer this, instead letting their blind daughter do their dirty work? *IS UNCONVINCED*
Um, can I ask, who is Jason again? Is that Ali's brother? I forgot already. And the house that he was moving into, was that their old house? Did he buy it back from Maya's family? Also: The ~Jason Thing? I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
Spencer is preparing to thank you for your time.
Mainly I love it for topless Ezra. I mean, I don't even care about the whole Ezra and Aria thing that much anymore (even though I was shipping it like burning at the start) but if he keeps his top off, then all of a sudden I find them extremely interesting. Can't think why.
Anyway, right, ok so. Focus. I know the whole crux of the show is meant to be finding out who is A, but I sort of find that the less interesting part of it. Is it just me? If we never find out who A is, then I think I'd be ok with that. Just give me more of the Liars being ridiculously stupid please & thanks.
Can we spend a little bit of time discussing Toby and Spencer please??? WILL YOU LOOK AT HOW FUCKING CUTE THEY ARE??
He's all "Lock the door" and she's like, I'm so scared that I nearly knifed you to death, but lol ok then "sir" if you insist. I LOVE THEM WITH SPARKLY HEARTS AND EVERYTHING. And also, the guy that plays Toby has stupid amounts of chemistry with Emily as well, so much so that as I was sitting watching them talk and Emily's flirting with him, apart from not really, but I was like, hey, back the fuck down Fields, you get yours somewhere else, ok? He's Spencer's.
Speaking of Emily, where was Samara this ep? I am 100% behind that ship, just fyi. Samara made her blush and bite her lip, Paige makes her angry and cry. It's obvious. Do they even have a shipper name? Samily? Samarily? (God, I hate portmanteaus.) Either way: NEXT WEEK FIELDS, THEN YOU GET YOURS.
Um, and what the fuck is wrong with Hanna?
This is standing in front of you and telling you that it loves you, and you say no? NO HANNA THAT IS WRONG. GET ON IT GURL. I'll be ok(ish) with it for the time being, assuming he doesn't give up on her, and we get lots of chasing her round like a puppy or whatever, and begging forgiveness at every turn. And maybe some nakedness. Maybe with a flower between his teeth. ~Whatever.
Ok, so the actual show? Are these girls stupid? I mean, like, seriously. No wonder A knows all their secrets, I'm pretty sure all the kids that have a locker in the same corridor as them would know all their secrets as well. IT'S BECAUSE YOU TALK ABOUT THEM IN PUBLIC PLACES QUITE LOUDLY, NOT BECAUSE A HAS SUPERPOWERS. DUH. AND ALSO YOU SEND EACH OTHER TEXT MESSAGES AND EMAILS WHICH ARE EASY TO HACK. AND IT IS NO WONDER THAT A IS ONE STEP AHEAD WHEN YOU LEAVE KEYS UNDER DOORMATS AND LEAVE YOUR COMPUTER WITH VITAL EVIDENCE ON IT WITH NO PASSWORD AND OPEN WHEN STRANGERS ARE VIEWING YOUR HOUSE. Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if Emily had left that in a folder named: "Top secret video evidence of A's existence and Ian getting it on with Ali - DO NOT DELETE LOL :)". And like, Jenna is meant to be blind but she's twitching the curtains and spying on you in the dark. Does no one notice that?! Also, WHO ARE TOBY/JENNA'S PARENTS? We've never seen them, right? But they exist, cause apparently they don't want Toby to see Spencer, but don't care enough to answer the door to tell Spencer this, instead letting their blind daughter do their dirty work? *IS UNCONVINCED*
Um, can I ask, who is Jason again? Is that Ali's brother? I forgot already. And the house that he was moving into, was that their old house? Did he buy it back from Maya's family? Also: The ~Jason Thing? I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
Spencer is preparing to thank you for your time.