My Darque Tan

[emalyth]

Man, a few weeks ago, I went to Darque Tan to get the six second spray on tan. It was a disaster! It was right before my first photoshoot, and I had weird tan lines and stuff, so I wanted to take care of all of that. I don't necessarily like being tan, I kind of like being pale, but I also wanted to be all one color for the pictures

Comments

LMAO!!

[mrama]

OMG. Please tell me you saw that episode of Friends when Ross gets the spray on tan!

Re: LMAO!!

[emalyth]

I did! And I still did it anyway!

Re: LMAO!!

[thehellkitty]

Well, shall we call you Ross?
Poor Emalyth!

[manningkrull]

Holy crap, that sounds terrible!

ALSO N E PIXX???/

[emalyth]

It was very terrible! If something can be that.

IF I SHO U NOOD PIX WLIL U B MY FREIND??/?

[manningkrull]

It's a sure-fire way to make boys respect and like you!

[manningkrull]

Whoa whoa, is "My Darque Tan" an Elvis Costello reference? If so, holy shit.

[xbrittx]

this story is more horrific when told in person ! i feel so bad for you, i would have been freaking out too. you should have told them to shove their spray on tans up their asses!

[tamisevens]

I get so much enjoyment out of your stories. Those spray-tan things always did seem like a bad idea...

[emalyth]

Yeah, it's always seemed a little sketchy to me too, but I wanted to be one color, without actually getting in a tanning bed. I guess the good thing is, I have another funny story to add to my "Amanda-is-a-spaz" collection.

i'm sorry this happened, but it's a funny story!

[tawdryjones]

You gave them a knuckle sammitch!

No, really, what did you do?!