1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names ( Read more... )

I dont know what it was about The Apprentice tonight. Maybe it was the sheer 2.5 hours of BUSINESS and AMBITION. But something which was right on the edge in my mind clicked into beautiful place and suddenly I feel like I have come back a little ( Read more... )

I had a Mini-Milk today! An actual, real-life vanilla fucking mini-milk and it was EXQUISITE. Worth waiting for and worth every penny.

The End.

Roughly Translated ( Read more... )

Fucking Raaaaabeeeesssh ( Read more... )

Good grief. What a very odd two weeks I've just had ( Read more... )

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Calm down ( Read more... )

Well, revision officially started two days ago. Now I have all the time until wednesday morning to learn everything I possibly can ( Read more... )

Two weeks! Crime ( Read more... )

My last ever entry from Belle Vue. Goodbye ( Read more... )