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[ember_epk]

 Today I realized a lot of stuff:
A) The novelty of being skinny is not going to last even if you really do remain skinny well into middle age, cause skinny older women still are not as attractive as skinny younger women, things sag. 
B) I don't know how to work ITAS. I am an idiot.
C) Guys really are all douche bags. End. Of. Story.
D) And finally,

Comments

[nomatterwhat2]

People also tend to exacerbate the pessimism in things after a tragedy occurs.

Your sister is just perpetuating her youth. We've all been there and the facade of a uniform persona will eventually dissolve and make way for a future reality. It is true that to some degree we are extensions of our former selves, but personalities are malleable and change (sometimes drastically) over time.

Not to sound cliche, but you are what you make yourself.

[tasterealygood]

I think Matt for once said something he knows first hand!!

Matt = Lifetime movie titled, "10 Years from now my child will still be doing the same ol' shit."

Tagline:
What WILL HAPPEN when someone (Matt) is witty, clever and intelligent yet chooses to do nothing with these admirable qualities except constantly bring others down.

The Climax: NOTHING!!

The Conclusion: Matt - still (DUNT DUNT DUNT) doing NOTHING!!

BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO

[nomatterwhat2]

Here I assumed we were on good terms.

I do like the metaphor. A movie. How original.

Don't hurt yourself using up too much imagination.

p.s. - no matter the amount of insults or vitriol you spew forth, I still respect you.

I only ask that you try a little harder next time.

[tasterealygood]

Ohh Matt,

If you respected me you would have thought more of me. . .

Notice the parallel structure.

Me using lifetime movie as a symbol of your life is perfect.

I think where you go wrong, wise Matt, is sometimes people fail to recognize when creativity deters from the point.

My point was made, clearly.

And with your response you solidified that.

[doozybunny]

I agree with letter C.

[quixoticimpulse]

Don't you love it when people get into arguements all over your livejournal that have absolutely nothing to do with you?

...anyhow.

Things start sagging no matter how fat or skinny you are. Gravity is a bitch. My plan is to stay skinny until I hit 70 and start getting osteoporosis. I don't want to fall down and break hips and then die, because breaking hips at that age can be the death of ya. Gotta get that padding on you. Fat old ladies are funny, too. Especially when they wear hats.

And it's okay that you don't know how to work that IATS jaunt. You aren't any idiot. Government work is SO below you, anyways. It's just the means to an end. Don't sweat it.