YOINK....!
*SNERK* I'm nice? ROTFLMFAO!!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole rumil_of_lorien's purse (30 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for f_butterfly (10 points). Last Wednesday I helped maal across the street (6 points). In May I donated bone marrow to schtiel in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (340 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
embervixen
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole rumil_of_lorien's purse (30 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for f_butterfly (10 points). Last Wednesday I helped maal across the street (6 points). In May I donated bone marrow to schtiel in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (340 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
embervixen