Really? That's REALLY what you're going to do?

[embeth]

Tell me if I'm wrong, please

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[shawnaree]

My plan, should I ever think my house is being broken into, is to pass out on the floor and hope they don't kill me.

[fluffyfluffybun]

Ok, what burgerlar is like, "Shit, you caught me! I best run like a fiend!" ? I'm sure he'd be more likely to grab the woman and kid, tie them up and if they keep quiet maybe let them live.

Brinks commericals are wholey unrealistic and that depresses me.

shit.

[ex_opalesqu]

I've nearly clubbed dear family members in the middle of the night when they came home at an unexpected hour. When I think my home is being trespassed, I grab heavy, blunt objects.