JEFF WE CAN!

[embracethefall1]

For the last six months or so my coworker Jeff has become increasingly more and more annoying. Granted we have this kind of 'messing around' banter going on between us, but he just doesn't know when to stop. Knowing that I'm a particular person when it comes to symmetry and placement he finds great joy in fucking with stuff on my desk. Which to

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[ranxxerox]

i think you failed to point out his worse flaw: FUCKING LEFT HAND MOUSE USER. THAT IS THE WORST, MOUSE GOES ON RIGHT EVEN IF YOU'RE LEFT HANDED. a;lsdkfj;alsdkfja;sdklfja;sdkljf

Nice.

[anonymous]

Hey Artie,

The cigarette idea is totally my move. But you can borrow it whenever you want to.

Your wallpaper job reminds me of the day my colleague saran wrapped my desk -- the chair, keyboard, monitor, paper trays, mouse -- everything. And then he covered the saran wrap with packing tape. It took me more than a half hour to get it all off. Feel free to use that idea, too.

Your pal,
Amy