Drinking Ready-Clean right now....

Mar 28, 2006 12:17

I need everyone to cross they're fingers for me.... I have to go take a drug test in a little bit. I am drinking this stuff that tastes like watered-down McDonalds orange drink.... I still have to potty twice before I can leave for the appt....

*nervous*But it's for a good cause. I just got hired to a new job in Ann Arbor (and the place has it's ( Read more... )

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mrpot March 29 2006, 19:24:05 UTC
I've used ReadyClan 7 times and I'm batting 1000. If you followed the directions on the bottle, you're golden.

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embrosia March 29 2006, 20:03:12 UTC
funny thing is, they HAD no "for drug test" instructions on the bottle--- older versions did.. so I just followed the directions that a few of my friends had followed... drink the container, wait 15 min, drink a quart of water, urinate twice, head into test (kicks in in 1 hr, effective for 5) Hopefully that was all I needed to do.... hit me back on that if my directions are incomplete or wrong, k?

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blkmge42 March 29 2006, 20:39:55 UTC
Well, generally I drink it about three hours before my test, and piss three times before I go in, and I get a Monster on the way there for safe measure. Works wonders. Monster itself is a good detox, as it contains Niacin and B vitamins. Niacin burns it out of your system, as you know, and most B vitamins act as a good cover agent. I had to test just the other day, right after smoking about a half of some good shit (the only smoke I get thanks to Steve) and I drank 8 monsters in two days and was clean as a whistle when I tested the third day. I don't know why I am putting all of this in this little note, but for whatever reason, I hope it helps somebody in the future.

Keep the dreams alive, kid.

Later.
-D

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mrpot March 29 2006, 23:05:17 UTC
Well yeah, they can't sell them that way. If you go to the Station and ask for "something to pass a drug test" they'll say they don't know what you're talking about. If you ask for an herbal dietary supplement, you're good to go. There should have been instructions on the label to "meet your deadline" or something along those lines. I don't remember them exactly, but they tell you to drink the container, then just refill up the container, shake it, then drink that. If you don't urinate twice in the next hour then well, you have problems. Also, you're supposed to be "toxin-free" for 48 hours prior to your "deadline."

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