How Johnny is perceived by the Johnnys

[embryo_ed]

I found this in a thread on XQ and thought it's interesting so I've decided to translate. I spent quite a long time compiling these so please tell me if you're going to repost :)

NOTE: This may not be 100% accurate since I haven't heard/seen the Johnnys revealing the secrets about Johnny myself and some of the information on XQ are contradictory.

Comments

[snowy_yuki]

thank you~
this is so interesting ~♥

[embryo_ed]

ahhaha Johnny is definitely not an ordinary old man :D

[feetonheat]

this was so interesting to read!

These made me laugh so hard:
'Koichi/Takky: Johnny called me in the middle of the night and the first thing he said was "who are you". Apparently this guy's number (not sure if it's koichi or takky) was stored as "YOU" on johnny's contact list.

A commentator who's very close to Johnny said: Johnny was teaching the boys how to look at the camera on stage and how to pose star-like. I could see the big difference before and after Johnny's lesson. At the backstage of DBS, five members of KAT-TUN were in the lift with Johnny. Kame wasn't there because he's still in the bath. Johnny then commented "We're JAT-TUN!" '

I'm beginning to think that his whole phone contact list consists of 'YOU's. He is so eccentric...but he brought us so much joy so it's cool.

Also, I noticed that those who answered 'Yes' to his 'Do you play volleyball?' questions all debuted. I play volleyball too. Just waiting for him to ask me. Then maybe I'll debut too haha okay not funny.

Thanks for sharing! (What a long comment. -.-)

[embryo_ed]

haha glad you liked it :D

heheh i think we can infer a general list of characteristics to get into Johnny's good books :D

1) Play a sport like volleyball or baseball
2) Play video games and be uninterested.
3) Have a passport
4) Be naughty and rebel against him sometimes :D

hahah from this i THINK we can tell that johnny likes KinKi kids, Inohara, Kame and Yoko alot :D Either that or everyone else just don't dare to talk about Johnny ;)

[aishahsun]

Kitagawa is like a clown.
and i really like him when he's calling
all the boys YOU.
LOL.

[embryo_ed]

eh?? haha he'd make a scary clown :D:D

lol i wanna hear him say that :D:D

[burberryoutlets]

Excellent piece.

[hikaeru]

Kyaaa~!!!
Hiromu-jii is so cute >_<

Thank you~

I guess there's a lot more of his story ne...

[embryo_ed]

lol at hiromu-jii!

hahah yes i'm sure that's many many more just not uncovered yet xD we haven't heard much from the two youngest group (NEWS&HSJ) yet!!

[brandedwhite]

Whoa whoa thanks for translating!

Lol sometimes I wonder if Johnny's from Earth. The things he says (Jun's dad a hen?!) and does... eccentric may be too mild. And he DOES kinda look like ET anyways. Hahah!

[embryo_ed]

hahaha *thinks of Johnny the ET doing that matrix action in an attempt to avoid being captured on the cameras xD*

I really wonder if he's just joking o.0 because the things he say.. seems like he really means it :O