i may be old, but i'm not that old....

[embryoconcepts]

so why is it that the AARP has been sending me their newsletter for over 2 years now?

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[beowulf29a]

heh, dunno, but you should call the social security office, and tell them you haven't been getting your checks

[embryoconcepts]

hehehe...i must have forgotten about that in my old age.

hee hee

I hate to be the one to tell you, but

[_nueve_]

your parents had you cryogenically frozen when you were a newborn because they couldn't afford to raise you. It was a high-tech underground experiment by NASA and you were offered as a guinea pig. Soon after your successful stasis, your parents were tragically killed in an automobile accident. The custody battle for the rights to unfreeze and raise you went on for over 20 years. Finally, it was settled and your then much younger cousins, who you now know as your parents, molded you into the fine individual you are today.

In reality, you are actually 53 years old.