WHAT.

[embyquinn]

Now, I don't have a Wii. I probably will not get a Wii for a very, very long time, if ever. (We're a PS household and have been for years.) But I happened to stumble across this information in another forum and simply had to share.

Safety Information for Playing Wii

Comments

[darksakura]

While I never had this problem with my Wii, I could see it being a problem for small children or stupid non-gamers. Or stupid gamers. Or just stupid people in general.

They usually make these kind of warnings because someone's DONE IT. Sad.

[batchix]

now go back and replace "wii remote" with "penis". XD;;;;

[embyquinn]

OMG THANK YOU.

I'm SO glad I'm not the only one who had that thought.

If you use excessive motion and let go of the Wii Remote penis, the wrist strap may break and you could lose control of the Wii Remote penis. This could injure people nearby or cause damage to other objects.

XD

[kimikohime]

RROFL... I'm so glad we're getting my Dad the Gamecube Zelda for Christmas and not the Wii one.. not only can't we not afford the Wii right now, but I can only imagine him breaking things swinging that thing around like a sword. :P

[embyquinn]

And he won't have to worry about sweaty palms, either. XD

[spidergremlin]

Haha, batchix that is hilarious! I kinda thought that too. I've never been a Nintendo person myself.