Horrendous grammar aside, it's an amusing meme
Stalking is illegal. embyrr922 confronts furiouscupofcat.
furiouscupofcat is stalking embyrr922
furiouscupofcat’s REAL name :
Luise Scott
furiouscupofcat’s REAL DOB :
25th June 1974
Height :155 cm
Weight : 43.2 kg
furiouscupofcat has dreamt about you :
16 times
furiouscupofcat became interested in you :
20th June 2002
furiouscupofcat’s latest dream about you
After a brief rendezvous in a unisex spa, the two lovers decide to make kittens behind an unattended reception desk. 5 minutes into the experience David Hasselhoff mysteriously appears at the desk with his hand resting casually on the side of his cheek trying to surpress the grin that by-now has engulfed his face. He steals a glimpse of your genetalia before disappearing as quickly as he came.
This is how furiouscupofcat describes your relationship behind your back
‘I think embyrr922 is a little intimidated about my obsession over her but I’ll soon win her over on the dancefloor with my kinky dancemoves!’
furiouscupofcat’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
furiouscupofcat has stolen all of your baby-photos.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
furiouscupofcat spent a worrying amount of money tattooing your name, spelt in chinese symbols down the side of their legs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
We’ll be together some day sweetheart. Until then here is part of my fucking tongue. Put it in the freezer. I might need it back someday.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
9 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hello is that the police? Ah good, it’s just there’s this maniac standing outside my house in the pouring rain waving at me, with flowers in their hand. I think they’ve been following me for the last year Their name? furiouscupofcat."
furiouscupofcat’s Police File
We are sincerely worried about furiouscupofcat’s future. We believe that it has the potential to kill at least 10 people.
Testimonies about furiouscupofcat
sky_dark - Worn out Musician
‘To be honest I think embyrr922 and furiouscupofcat deserve each other. Both of them are fucking idiots.’
hallidae - Monarch of lard
‘I always knew there was something different about furiouscupofcat. I’m alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.’
fireun - Eats everything.
‘I always thought furiouscupofcat was a good kid. A bit shy but with a kind heart. How wrong was I?’
Spades may be a stalker, but she's my stalker. *loves*