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Put those that apply to you in bold. Underline those that are your favorites!!
* You might be a Lolita if you've considered wearing (or already do wear) bloomers with normal dresses for a little more "modesty".
* You might be a Lolita if you pass a kid's store and want all the dresses in your size
* You might be a Lolita if you hate spending more than twenty bucks on a pair of pants, but feel no remorse for dropping upwards of $300 on an outfit you might wear three times.
* You might be a Lolita if you have an entire dresser devoted to your socks.
* You might be a Lolita if spending the day with a group of total strangers, with whom you probably only share one thing in common, is the highlight of your young Lolita life.
* You might be Lolita if Pig Tails have no age limit...
* You might be a lolita if you use your paypal account more than your actual credit card
* You might be Lolita if you get a box of chocolates and are more in love with the small golden ribbon bow than you are in the chocolate....not that the chocolate isn't delicious.
* You might be a lolita if you wrinkle your nose in distaste every time you see someone wearing crew socks with a skirt.
* You might be a lolita if you dry clean more clothes than you wash.
* You might be lolita if browsing for new lolita items is more important than your homework.
* You might be a lolita if you require help to get yourself dressed before most parties. (Anna just fixes my bows at the parties :p )
* You might be a lolita if you cut your hair just to match the lolita look.
* You might be a lolita if you walk through a narrow hallway and knock everything of the shelves with your dress.
* You might be a lolita if your wardrobe could bail out the auto industry
* You might be a lolita if you consider dumping your boyfriend because he doesn't match.
* You might be a lolita if you see pictures as either 'Before' or 'After' your lolita transformation.
* You might be a Lolita if you always check the shape of your skirt when you walk next to a mirror.
* You might be a Lolita if you keep all the tags of your clothes, or collect bags of your favourite brands
* You might be a Lolita if you want to own the same dress in all possible colours, and also all the colours of the same shoes to match the said dress.
* You might be a lolita if someone trys to eat your cellphone having mistaken it for candy.
* You've looked into buying a pennyfarthing because it's the only bike that would go nicely with the Lolita look.
* You might be a Lolita if you get overly excited when your boyfriend unintentionally coordinates his clothes with your outfit.
* You might be a lolita if you start taking pictures of your clothing. Not you in the clothing---just the clothing.
* You might be a lolita if being 30 minutes late to a meetup is considered being "on time"
* You might be a lolita if you forget that the "Bible" to most people refers to the Judeo-Christian scriptures.
* You might be a lolita if your closet hasn't seen pants in over two years
* You might be a lolita if the only reason you diet is to fit into burando
* You might be a lolita if you use the word "cutsew" to describe all clothing made of jersey-like material
* You might be a lolita if you've insured your clothing
* You might be a lolita if Mana/Isobe/Novala/your Tide-2-Go pen has become your new God.
* You might be Lolita if you dream about or make up patterns for dresses in your sleep
* You might be Lolita if you don't remember the last time you bought clothes offline and actually trying them on
* You might be Lolita if the idea of a guy in a frilly dress in general isn't shocking to you
* You might be Lolita if you're willing to pay 100+ $ for a totally random set of items in a sealed package. ... and you actually get upset, if you miss the chance.
* You might be Lolita if your clothes are worth more than your car!
* You might be Lolita if you can recognize the Japanese characters for basic colors like pink, white, black, and sax blue, and SOLD OUT, but nothing else
* You might be Lolita if you start whining about the exchange rate and how you can no longer afford that skirt you would have two months ago.
* You might be Lolita if you have poof envy instead of penis envy.
* You might be Lolita if your sole reason for studying Japanese is so you can go shopping in Tokyo
* You might be Lolita if the word "Baby" makes you think of frilly dresses, not infants.
* You might be Lolita if you have more hair bows than the average eight-year-old
* You might be Lolita if you can't go on a weekend trip without two or three suitcases to fit all of your frills.
* You might be Lolita if you don't care how badly your shoes hurt, as long as they look damn cute!
* You might be Lolita if you have a habit of sticking random things on your head (doilies, various craft supplies, lacey panties) and going IS DIS RORI?
* You might be Lolita if the former will always make you and your friends crack up, without fail. Everyone else thinks you're crazy.
* You might be Lolita if you always make sure to check the kids' department for cute accessories.
* You might be Lolita if The notion that clothes come in more than one size is suddenly a totally unheard of concept
* You might be Lolita if You see black and royal blue together and automatically think of MMM
* You might be Lolita if You gnash your teeth in envy at a girl on the subway. She has an afro of naturally PERFECT ringlet curls and she isn't even wearing a bow in her hair!
* You might be Lolita if You start equating everything to Lolita purchasing. Like, when you go out for dinner and drinks with friends and when a 30 dollar bill comes you mutter "That's shipping." to yourself.
* You might be Lolita if You are beside yourself with confusion when the girl/boy you have been set up to go on a date with is ashamed of you in all your frilly glory.
* You might be Lolita if you have a walk-in closet, a dresser, and several boxes overflowing with clothes, and NEVER HAVE ANYTHING TO WEAR TO WORK
* You might be Lolita if you know your measurements in both standard (American) and metric and freak out when your friends don’t know theirs.
* You might be Lolita if you are willing to pay more for pre-owned clothes.
* You might be Lolita if when buying non-lolita clothing online you demand they offer more than two photos.
* You might be Lolita if your wardrobe could pay off your student loans
* You might be Lolita if you wish your boobs were smaller
* You might be Lolita if going sock shopping "excites" you.
* You might be Lolita if getting socks for holidays "excites" you
* You might be Lolita if you are buying used socks
* You might be Lolita if you look through history books just to gawk at pictures of the dresses (Less about lolita, more about being in theatre).
* You might be Lolita if you look at a cupcake and think it would make a good hat.
* You might be Lolita if you are actually willing to pay $150 for a plushy bag
* You might be Lolita if you hate going store shopping for normal clothes, thinking you could just use that money to buy new rori!
* You might be Lolita if you were able to smuggle illegal substances or forbidden objects in your petticoat
* You might be Lolita if your shoes allow you to tip over far enough that you are parallel to the ground.
* You might be Lolita if you hate when non Lolita clothes don't list their measurements on their websites because you don't remember what size you are in normal clothes and only know your measurements.
* You might be a Lolita if you've considered wearing (or already do wear) bloomers with normal dresses for a little more "modesty".
* You might be a Lolita if you pass a kid's store and want all the dresses in your size
* You might be a Lolita if you hate spending more than twenty bucks on a pair of pants, but feel no remorse for dropping upwards of $300 on an outfit you might wear three times.
* You might be a Lolita if you have an entire dresser devoted to your socks.
* You might be a Lolita if spending the day with a group of total strangers, with whom you probably only share one thing in common, is the highlight of your young Lolita life.
* You might be Lolita if Pig Tails have no age limit...
* You might be a lolita if you use your paypal account more than your actual credit card
* You might be Lolita if you get a box of chocolates and are more in love with the small golden ribbon bow than you are in the chocolate....not that the chocolate isn't delicious.
* You might be a lolita if you wrinkle your nose in distaste every time you see someone wearing crew socks with a skirt.
* You might be a lolita if you dry clean more clothes than you wash.
* You might be lolita if browsing for new lolita items is more important than your homework.
* You might be a lolita if you require help to get yourself dressed before most parties. (Anna just fixes my bows at the parties :p )
* You might be a lolita if you cut your hair just to match the lolita look.
* You might be a lolita if you walk through a narrow hallway and knock everything of the shelves with your dress.
* You might be a lolita if your wardrobe could bail out the auto industry
* You might be a lolita if you consider dumping your boyfriend because he doesn't match.
* You might be a lolita if you see pictures as either 'Before' or 'After' your lolita transformation.
* You might be a Lolita if you always check the shape of your skirt when you walk next to a mirror.
* You might be a Lolita if you keep all the tags of your clothes, or collect bags of your favourite brands
* You might be a Lolita if you want to own the same dress in all possible colours, and also all the colours of the same shoes to match the said dress.
* You might be a lolita if someone trys to eat your cellphone having mistaken it for candy.
* You've looked into buying a pennyfarthing because it's the only bike that would go nicely with the Lolita look.
* You might be a Lolita if you get overly excited when your boyfriend unintentionally coordinates his clothes with your outfit.
* You might be a lolita if you start taking pictures of your clothing. Not you in the clothing---just the clothing.
* You might be a lolita if being 30 minutes late to a meetup is considered being "on time"
* You might be a lolita if you forget that the "Bible" to most people refers to the Judeo-Christian scriptures.
* You might be a lolita if your closet hasn't seen pants in over two years
* You might be a lolita if the only reason you diet is to fit into burando
* You might be a lolita if you use the word "cutsew" to describe all clothing made of jersey-like material
* You might be a lolita if you've insured your clothing
* You might be a lolita if Mana/Isobe/Novala/your Tide-2-Go pen has become your new God.
* You might be Lolita if you dream about or make up patterns for dresses in your sleep
* You might be Lolita if you don't remember the last time you bought clothes offline and actually trying them on
* You might be Lolita if the idea of a guy in a frilly dress in general isn't shocking to you
* You might be Lolita if you're willing to pay 100+ $ for a totally random set of items in a sealed package. ... and you actually get upset, if you miss the chance.
* You might be Lolita if your clothes are worth more than your car!
* You might be Lolita if you can recognize the Japanese characters for basic colors like pink, white, black, and sax blue, and SOLD OUT, but nothing else
* You might be Lolita if you start whining about the exchange rate and how you can no longer afford that skirt you would have two months ago.
* You might be Lolita if you have poof envy instead of penis envy.
* You might be Lolita if your sole reason for studying Japanese is so you can go shopping in Tokyo
* You might be Lolita if the word "Baby" makes you think of frilly dresses, not infants.
* You might be Lolita if you have more hair bows than the average eight-year-old
* You might be Lolita if you can't go on a weekend trip without two or three suitcases to fit all of your frills.
* You might be Lolita if you don't care how badly your shoes hurt, as long as they look damn cute!
* You might be Lolita if you have a habit of sticking random things on your head (doilies, various craft supplies, lacey panties) and going IS DIS RORI?
* You might be Lolita if the former will always make you and your friends crack up, without fail. Everyone else thinks you're crazy.
* You might be Lolita if you always make sure to check the kids' department for cute accessories.
* You might be Lolita if The notion that clothes come in more than one size is suddenly a totally unheard of concept
* You might be Lolita if You see black and royal blue together and automatically think of MMM
* You might be Lolita if You gnash your teeth in envy at a girl on the subway. She has an afro of naturally PERFECT ringlet curls and she isn't even wearing a bow in her hair!
* You might be Lolita if You start equating everything to Lolita purchasing. Like, when you go out for dinner and drinks with friends and when a 30 dollar bill comes you mutter "That's shipping." to yourself.
* You might be Lolita if You are beside yourself with confusion when the girl/boy you have been set up to go on a date with is ashamed of you in all your frilly glory.
* You might be Lolita if you have a walk-in closet, a dresser, and several boxes overflowing with clothes, and NEVER HAVE ANYTHING TO WEAR TO WORK
* You might be Lolita if you know your measurements in both standard (American) and metric and freak out when your friends don’t know theirs.
* You might be Lolita if you are willing to pay more for pre-owned clothes.
* You might be Lolita if when buying non-lolita clothing online you demand they offer more than two photos.
* You might be Lolita if your wardrobe could pay off your student loans
* You might be Lolita if you wish your boobs were smaller
* You might be Lolita if going sock shopping "excites" you.
* You might be Lolita if getting socks for holidays "excites" you
* You might be Lolita if you are buying used socks
* You might be Lolita if you look through history books just to gawk at pictures of the dresses (Less about lolita, more about being in theatre).
* You might be Lolita if you look at a cupcake and think it would make a good hat.
* You might be Lolita if you are actually willing to pay $150 for a plushy bag
* You might be Lolita if you hate going store shopping for normal clothes, thinking you could just use that money to buy new rori!
* You might be Lolita if you were able to smuggle illegal substances or forbidden objects in your petticoat
* You might be Lolita if your shoes allow you to tip over far enough that you are parallel to the ground.
* You might be Lolita if you hate when non Lolita clothes don't list their measurements on their websites because you don't remember what size you are in normal clothes and only know your measurements.