I've decided that one day, when I'm filthy rich, I am going to build an Olive Garden in my house, so that at any point during the day or night I can just stroll in there and get some manicotti or a chicken alfredo pizza. That is my new number one goal in life. Seriously, though, I am addicted to Olive Garden again. I go thru these little spirts ( Read more... )

One SMACK
And you’re no more
Just a smudge
A flattened reminder
Of what you used to be
Nothing left
Only a little blood
And guts
Broken wings
Left a mark on the wall
And suddenly
I’m so sorry
Remorseful
But all the same
You shouldn’t have been here
Bothering me
So I’m sorry
I hope it didn’t hurt
A paper towel and garbage can funeral
For Mister Fly

( watch out, nsync )

This had me laughing so hard I almost peed my pants....

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Planting flowers sucks sometimes. I planted 5 huge hostas, some flowers, and a rose bush the other morning and I am still suffering. I got stabbed by the freaking rose bush a few times, and the bugs were incredibly fucking annoying. Do flies actually have a purpose? Other than to annoy people, I mean? And I got about six horrible bugbites, ( Read more... )

A slow song plays in my head ( Read more... )

I love having time off from work! I get so much more done around the house and I just feel more rested. But in a weird way, I kind of miss work, even though I bitch about it all the time. Anyway, I think I'm going to go watch a couple movies. I think Eric wants to watch Gremlins again, and I want to watch Empire Records. Hope everyone had a ( Read more... )

I love my job, but I hate boring nights. For the last 2 hours I've basically just been sitting here staring at the wall. I've already read two newspapers, checked out all of the magazines in the lobby, and caught up on my celebrity gossip on MSN. I just want this night to be over ( Read more... )

I'm so sad, for a really dorky reason. Queer as Folk is over and it totally sucks. Now what the fuck am I supposed to do on sunday nights???? I miss it already. I was watching the finale with my sister and I cried for like ten minutes after it ended. Ahhh, how am I so attached to a tv show? But, I know I'll get over it. Now I just have to ( Read more... )