And part two...
I'm not going to look these up because I want NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM. Ugh.
2. The Fearless Vampire Killers (Or: Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are In My Neck)
It seemed like such a good movie... It had such potential... But it dragged ON AND ON. I didn't even finish it, it was just TOO GODDAMN LONG. The jokes were pretty good, though. But seriously... they could've cut out about HALF the movie.
Here's what Wiki says, which makes me want to stab my eyes:
"Though it was critically panned on its initial release, The Fearless Vampire Killers has garnered latter-day praise for its vivid atmosphere and audacious balance of broad comedy with Hammer Films-style horror. The eventual murder of Sharon Tate at the hands of the Manson Family gang has lent an additional notoriety to the production."
HOW CAN ANYONE LIKE THIS MOVIE?!? JEEZ!!
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1. Madagascar
Sucked sucked sucked sucked SUUUUUUUUUCKED. There were a FEW good jokes... but everything else? Horrible. AND THEY'RE MAKING A SEQUEL, FOR SOME FUCKED UP REASON. Just THINKING about this movie makes me want to hurt a small child. And you can bet that when the sequel comes out, I'm going to be a VERY grouchy person. Ugh. Yuck. Ptooie. Get it out of my brain.
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There's only two because I generally don't HATE movies. But those two... Phew, hate hate hate them.