Eeeeeeheeheeheeheeee... Ahhhhh-haha-haha... HAHA! HAHA! HAHAhaaaaaa... OHHHHOHOHOHOHO! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

It's HEEEEEEERRRREEEE! My new baby is heeeere!

And she's pretty and marvelous and fast and sleek and sexy and oohhhhhhh-so gorgeous!

~tingly with the gleeful~

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD
MOTHER
FUCKING
DAMMIT

COULD THE SPIDERS

PLEASE

NOT DANGLE

BY MY FACE

OR HANG OUT

IN MY GODAMN

FUCKING

BED.

So, yeah, I bought a cute lamp a while back.

It's still cute, and I still love it.

That be all, dolls.

Here's how it works:

1. Reply to this post if you want me to tell you how cool you are!

2. Watch my journal over the next few days for a post just about you and why you rock my socks.

3. Post these instructions in your journal and give your friends a much needed dose of love and adoration!

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I'm wicked glad you guys invited me to go along.

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I want a vajillion baginas.

:-P

.end.

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