Comments | emeraldwoman: [Fic] Sound Medical Practice

emeraldwoman

[Fic] Sound Medical Practice

Jun 13, 2009 11:55

No, not Leverage. STAR TREK. Damn you, original fandoms. Originally for the kink meme, but it has *absolutely no kink*. I just like putting Kirk in uncomfortable positions. The prompt was "It's kinda long".

Title: Sound Medical Practice
Fandom: New!Trek
Rating: Gen
Warning: Original Aliens. Well, it's Trek.

( At least it wasn't Klingon. )

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Comments 4

mari_luvs_gcfa June 13 2009, 05:30:39 UTC

You know what else is kinda long? The amount of time Uhura will wait in order to plot a perfect revenge.

brown_betty June 13 2009, 07:08:14 UTC

...I have a sudden desire for Uhura revenge!fic. I imagine it would involve lots of her blinking very innocently while Kirk's live unravels hilariously around him.

emeraldwoman June 13 2009, 07:31:22 UTC

Tell you what! I'll write it as a special present when we finish Sophie's Week Off.

petronelle June 13 2009, 15:27:13 UTC

They're gonna *get* it. Possibly in that magical linguistic way where they think they're saying:
"It is a pleasure to make the acquaintance of so great a personage as yourself, o Ambassador of Ambassadors. We would like to trade with you to acquire delicacies."

and instead they're saying something like:
"On my homeworld, a sexual preference for small poultry is considered unremarkable, which is why I am allowed to command this ship. Do you have any likely looking chicks?"