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Jul 19, 2005 13:10

Andy Borowitz: Man Commits Suicide after Learning Harry Potter Spoiler'I No Longer Have a Reason to Live,' Says Despondent Potter Fan ( Read more... )

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kaylamarie3557 July 19 2005, 21:14:41 UTC
omg is all I have to say.

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mickeymickeydee July 19 2005, 22:04:51 UTC
Me too, and a holy crap.

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pas_____amusant July 19 2005, 23:14:44 UTC
dumbledore isnt that great either..its not like he was harry or hemroid or anything. i dont even like harry potter

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saltforurwound July 19 2005, 23:16:05 UTC
Well if that was all he had to live for wouldn't he have fucking killed himself after he read the book anyway? I mean because he would have learned that once he started reading and then he'd no longer have a reason to live. What a fucktard.

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_california___ July 20 2005, 01:07:23 UTC
wow
when i read a spoiler on accident, i screamed, thats all. i was mad for like 3 minutes then i was over it.
wow.
WOW

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galaga6669 July 20 2005, 02:31:16 UTC
jesus h, what a fuking loser dude. killing yourself over harry potter!? I'm sorry but this is just a perfect example of why nerds need to get laid and laid more often. I also agree with riley wouldn't he have done it anyway?

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