OMG WOW

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OMG LJ QUIT BEING A CUNT AND LET ME PUT THIS UNDER A CUT. :P

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: DO YOU WANT ME?

You: FA SHO

Stranger: DANG.

You: YOU IS TRIFLIN

Stranger: NOO

You: BITCH PLZ

You: IF YOU'D LIKE I CAN RUB MAYONAISE ON YOU THEN LICK IT OFF

Stranger: DAYUM

You: TURNS YOU ON RITE

Stranger: SURE

Comments

[sadisticupid]

Where's the cut?

[emi_ban]

IT FAILEDD.
IDK WHYY D:

[shinyafangirl]

I lol'd
dirty sanchez makes me laugh every time D8

[emi_ban]

roflmaoo

your icon gives me seizures

[rustedflesh]

LOL wtf? I enjoyed the vid :D

[emi_ban]

:D