You're Meg Ryan, I'm Tom Hanks | Chapter 1
Title: You're Meg Ryan, I'm Tom Hanks.
Pairing: Parman
Note: Logan is italicized. Hunter is not. Also this is unbeta'd and I haven't written fic in so long, so yeah.
Nov 16
(12:30): Laser tag and vodka should never be mixed. I have a splitting headache and can't find pants anywhere.
(12:30): Who hides ten pairs of pants? Who?!
(12:35): I think you have the wrong number....
(12:36): Oh, sorry about that.
Nov 18
(1:22): Did you ever find your pants?
(1:23): What?
(1:24): You said that someone hid your pants. I was just wondering if you ever found them.
(1:30): Yes. They were under the kitchen sink.
(1:31): All ten pairs?
(1:32) Don't you think it's a bit weird that you're texting a stranger about the location of their pants?
(1:53): You didn't answer my question.
(1:53): Well, you didn't answer mine.
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(5:40): Yes. All ten pairs.
(6:00): They were washed, dried, folded and put into a trash bag
(6:01): and then stuffed under the sink.
(6:15): I think I'd like to meet the person who puts that much effort into hiding someone's clothes.
(6:16): Trust me, no you wouldn't.
(6:20): Trust a complete stranger? I'm not so sure that's safe.
(7:45): That was a joke.
Nov 19
(7:00): My socks have gone missing.
(7:01): Have you checked under the sink?
(7:05): Every sink in the house, and I've got nothing.
(7:10): I am now sleuthing around my house trying to find clues to where my socks could be hidden.
(7:13): Who do you think you are? Sherlock Holmes?
(7:14) Have you deduced their whereabouts yet, Holmes?
(7:30): Elementary my dear, Watson.
(7:31): They were in a briefcase on the top shelf of my closet.
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(10:54): Is there a reason someone is hiding your clothes?
(10:58): I think that she just likes causing me trouble.
(11:00): Last year it was all about trying to shave parts of my body while I was sleeping.
(11:01): The more I hear about this person the more frightened I am of them.
(11:10): She's harmless, for the most part.
Nov 22
(3:03): I don't think you're utilizing my number to it's full potential.
(3:16): .... What?
(3:18): I'm just saying there are a lot of girls who would love to be in your position right now.
(3:19): Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big deal.
(3:23): So are you telling me to sell your number to people?
(3:24): Let me just make a post on Ebay: "This person is kind of a big deal, and there number could be yours."
(3:24): 'Why are they a big deal?' 'I don't know.' 'What's their name?' 'I don't know.' 'Male or female?' 'I don't know'
(3:26): Honestly all I know about you is that a girl tried to shave you last year and that you have ten pairs of pants.
(3:32): That's more than I know about you.
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(6:50): I hate snow.
(6:53): Why are you telling me this?
(6:54): I thought you wanted to know something about me.
(7:00): I meant useful information.
(7:01): Like your name.
(7:05): And my birthday, mother's maiden name, and social security number?
(7:06): I've been around the block a couple of times. I know how this works.
(7:06): Next you're going to tell me you're a Nigerian prince.
(7:10): How did you know?
(7:10): I have 10 million dollars I want to give to you. All I need is your bank account information.
(9:40): That was a joke.
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(11:58): Logan.
(11:59): My name is Logan.
Pairing: Parman
Note: Logan is italicized. Hunter is not. Also this is unbeta'd and I haven't written fic in so long, so yeah.
Nov 16
(12:30): Laser tag and vodka should never be mixed. I have a splitting headache and can't find pants anywhere.
(12:30): Who hides ten pairs of pants? Who?!
(12:35): I think you have the wrong number....
(12:36): Oh, sorry about that.
Nov 18
(1:22): Did you ever find your pants?
(1:23): What?
(1:24): You said that someone hid your pants. I was just wondering if you ever found them.
(1:30): Yes. They were under the kitchen sink.
(1:31): All ten pairs?
(1:32) Don't you think it's a bit weird that you're texting a stranger about the location of their pants?
(1:53): You didn't answer my question.
(1:53): Well, you didn't answer mine.
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(5:40): Yes. All ten pairs.
(6:00): They were washed, dried, folded and put into a trash bag
(6:01): and then stuffed under the sink.
(6:15): I think I'd like to meet the person who puts that much effort into hiding someone's clothes.
(6:16): Trust me, no you wouldn't.
(6:20): Trust a complete stranger? I'm not so sure that's safe.
(7:45): That was a joke.
Nov 19
(7:00): My socks have gone missing.
(7:01): Have you checked under the sink?
(7:05): Every sink in the house, and I've got nothing.
(7:10): I am now sleuthing around my house trying to find clues to where my socks could be hidden.
(7:13): Who do you think you are? Sherlock Holmes?
(7:14) Have you deduced their whereabouts yet, Holmes?
(7:30): Elementary my dear, Watson.
(7:31): They were in a briefcase on the top shelf of my closet.
---
(10:54): Is there a reason someone is hiding your clothes?
(10:58): I think that she just likes causing me trouble.
(11:00): Last year it was all about trying to shave parts of my body while I was sleeping.
(11:01): The more I hear about this person the more frightened I am of them.
(11:10): She's harmless, for the most part.
Nov 22
(3:03): I don't think you're utilizing my number to it's full potential.
(3:16): .... What?
(3:18): I'm just saying there are a lot of girls who would love to be in your position right now.
(3:19): Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big deal.
(3:23): So are you telling me to sell your number to people?
(3:24): Let me just make a post on Ebay: "This person is kind of a big deal, and there number could be yours."
(3:24): 'Why are they a big deal?' 'I don't know.' 'What's their name?' 'I don't know.' 'Male or female?' 'I don't know'
(3:26): Honestly all I know about you is that a girl tried to shave you last year and that you have ten pairs of pants.
(3:32): That's more than I know about you.
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(6:50): I hate snow.
(6:53): Why are you telling me this?
(6:54): I thought you wanted to know something about me.
(7:00): I meant useful information.
(7:01): Like your name.
(7:05): And my birthday, mother's maiden name, and social security number?
(7:06): I've been around the block a couple of times. I know how this works.
(7:06): Next you're going to tell me you're a Nigerian prince.
(7:10): How did you know?
(7:10): I have 10 million dollars I want to give to you. All I need is your bank account information.
(9:40): That was a joke.
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(11:58): Logan.
(11:59): My name is Logan.