You're Meg Ryan, I'm Tom Hanks | Chapter 2
Title: You're Meg Ryan, I'm Tom Hanks.
Pairing: Parman
Note: Logan is italicized. Hunter is not. Also this is unbeta'd and I haven't written fic in so long, so yeah.
Nov 23
(12:00): Logan.
(12:01): Looooogannn.
(12:02): LOGAN.
(12:03): I know you're awake.
(12:05): I'm going to regret telling you my name aren't i?
(12:06): No. Never.
(12:08): So, are you going to tell me your name now or?
(12:12): No.
(12:13): No?
(12:14): No.
(12:14): Well that's kind of rude.
(12:15): Not my problem, Logan.
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(10:40): Logan, what is worse losing your keys or your phone?
(10:50): This is important. I'm trying to get back at the person who has been hiding my clothes.
(11:00): Don't make me beg.
(11:02): Logan.
(11:05): Sorry, I'm not allowed to talk to strangers.
(11:06): I'm not a stranger.
(11:07): I'm your.... person who accidentally texted you while trying to text their sister.
(11:10): Stranger.
(11:11): Seriously? You're abandoning me in my time of need?
(11:30): Come on, Logan.
(11:40): Ugh.
(12:00): It's Hunter.
(12:20): I've told you my name and you're still ignoring me?
(12:22): Well, that's just rude.
(1:00): Not my problem, Hunter.
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(2:40): Keys.
(2:46): I knew you'd choose that.
(2:50): Oh, and you know me so well?
(2:56): I know you better than you think.
(3:00): Are you a serial killer?
(3:01): Has anyone ever said yes to that question?
(3:02): No, but then again I've never actually met a serial killer.
(3:03): and I like to think that they would be decent enough to tell me if they were a serial killer and planning on murdering me.
(3:04): No.
(3:04): No, they wouldn't tell me or no, you're not a serial killer?
(3:05): Both.
(3:07): That's not making me feel any better.
(3:10): Logan. I am NOT a serial killer.
(4:00): …. Logan?
(4:10): Have you turned your phone over to the police?
(4:12): Are police officers reading this right now?
(4:15): What shiny badges you have.
(4:54): The police are not coming after you.
(4:56): My mother might though.
(5:01): … You’re not like twelve are you?
(5:02): If you are, this is weird.
(5:05): I am not twelve, but you have to admit that this is still weird.
(5:05): What is?
(5:06): You. Me. Texting.
(5:07): You’re a stranger, for all I know you could be a stalker.
(5:10): I’m not a stalker though.
(5:11): Just a normal boy.
Nov 27
(1:30): It’s going to snow here tomorrow.
(1:31): It reminded me of you.
(1:54): You are a liar.
(1:55): And how would you know that?
(2:00): Because a) you have a California area code therefore b) you are lying.
(2:01): Maybe I’m not in California right now, did you ever think of that Mr. Know-it-all?
(2:04): It is snowing in seven states tomorrow. So, which one are you in?
(2:05): Are you looking at a weather report right now?
(2:05): No. I just know those kinds of things.
(2:06): You totally are. Well isn’t that just adorable.
(2:08): Shut up.
(2:09): Never.
(2:12): Do you still want to know where I am?
(2:20): I bet you’re in Missouri.
(2:21): Wrong.
(2:21): I’m in New York.
(2:25): Why?
(2:27): Reasons.
(2:30): Do you always have to act so mysterious?
(2:31): It’s getting annoying.
Pairing: Parman
Note: Logan is italicized. Hunter is not. Also this is unbeta'd and I haven't written fic in so long, so yeah.
Nov 23
(12:00): Logan.
(12:01): Looooogannn.
(12:02): LOGAN.
(12:03): I know you're awake.
(12:05): I'm going to regret telling you my name aren't i?
(12:06): No. Never.
(12:08): So, are you going to tell me your name now or?
(12:12): No.
(12:13): No?
(12:14): No.
(12:14): Well that's kind of rude.
(12:15): Not my problem, Logan.
---
(10:40): Logan, what is worse losing your keys or your phone?
(10:50): This is important. I'm trying to get back at the person who has been hiding my clothes.
(11:00): Don't make me beg.
(11:02): Logan.
(11:05): Sorry, I'm not allowed to talk to strangers.
(11:06): I'm not a stranger.
(11:07): I'm your.... person who accidentally texted you while trying to text their sister.
(11:10): Stranger.
(11:11): Seriously? You're abandoning me in my time of need?
(11:30): Come on, Logan.
(11:40): Ugh.
(12:00): It's Hunter.
(12:20): I've told you my name and you're still ignoring me?
(12:22): Well, that's just rude.
(1:00): Not my problem, Hunter.
---
(2:40): Keys.
(2:46): I knew you'd choose that.
(2:50): Oh, and you know me so well?
(2:56): I know you better than you think.
(3:00): Are you a serial killer?
(3:01): Has anyone ever said yes to that question?
(3:02): No, but then again I've never actually met a serial killer.
(3:03): and I like to think that they would be decent enough to tell me if they were a serial killer and planning on murdering me.
(3:04): No.
(3:04): No, they wouldn't tell me or no, you're not a serial killer?
(3:05): Both.
(3:07): That's not making me feel any better.
(3:10): Logan. I am NOT a serial killer.
(4:00): …. Logan?
(4:10): Have you turned your phone over to the police?
(4:12): Are police officers reading this right now?
(4:15): What shiny badges you have.
(4:54): The police are not coming after you.
(4:56): My mother might though.
(5:01): … You’re not like twelve are you?
(5:02): If you are, this is weird.
(5:05): I am not twelve, but you have to admit that this is still weird.
(5:05): What is?
(5:06): You. Me. Texting.
(5:07): You’re a stranger, for all I know you could be a stalker.
(5:10): I’m not a stalker though.
(5:11): Just a normal boy.
Nov 27
(1:30): It’s going to snow here tomorrow.
(1:31): It reminded me of you.
(1:54): You are a liar.
(1:55): And how would you know that?
(2:00): Because a) you have a California area code therefore b) you are lying.
(2:01): Maybe I’m not in California right now, did you ever think of that Mr. Know-it-all?
(2:04): It is snowing in seven states tomorrow. So, which one are you in?
(2:05): Are you looking at a weather report right now?
(2:05): No. I just know those kinds of things.
(2:06): You totally are. Well isn’t that just adorable.
(2:08): Shut up.
(2:09): Never.
(2:12): Do you still want to know where I am?
(2:20): I bet you’re in Missouri.
(2:21): Wrong.
(2:21): I’m in New York.
(2:25): Why?
(2:27): Reasons.
(2:30): Do you always have to act so mysterious?
(2:31): It’s getting annoying.