happy 311 day everyone!!!

i just got a job at the baskin-robins across the street from my apartment. i'm so awesome, there are no words!

i just saw a commercial for hilton hotels that featured ben folds' song "landed". the hilton empire+ben folds=what a winning combination!!!!!!!!!!

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so as was expected, the apartment is amazing. every little thing about it makes me so happy. even though i have no bed, cable, or internet yet, i still love nothing more than just being there. if you wanna come by for the grand tour, gimme a ring ( Read more... )

i'm watching "medical incredibles" on the discovery health channel, and there's a disorder called cataplexy. whenever people with cataplexy laugh, they immediately fall asleep. that must suck.

also, did you know you spend 27 years of your life asleep?

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deebo from friday is on the religion channel right now, talking about his love for god.

happy 21st birthday love!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. call me.

why did no one tell me that "kung fu hustle" is THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!?!?!!?!?