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[emily_strange84]

Hello. How is everyone at this fine hour?

Actually, that makes it sound as though I haven't been faithfully keeping up with your many and varied exploits in the time since I last updated. Whereas really I've continued to pad around here whilst keeping entirely schtum about my own goings-on, of course. This is unfortunate, as it only leaves room

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[emily_strange84]

I don't doubt that your taste in men is anything less than impeccable, but really, what's not to lust after about either Ricky or Alex? It's only that you want to keep your indie cred intact that you concentrate on the supporting members at all, isn't it?

Obviously though, virtually all members of either band are pleasing to the eye to some degree. They're both mainstream indie bands, therefore all of 'em are going to be good looking and foppish.

Saying that, I do rather regret being so careless as to omit the Arctic Monkeys' guitarist from the hot list. Yes, yes, I know. And most prettyful of all the year's selection would have to be Mr Help She Can't Swim whose name temporarily evades me, but tragically no-one would know who he is.

[emily_strange84]

He is not fat! The smug accusation may have to go on the back burner for now, but how you can accuse Ricky of podginess is beyond me. Really, it's just terribly controversial for an indie frontman not to have proportions roughly similar to a rake, am I not correct?

I don't tend to actually see pictures of bands very regularly, so I'd really have to see the Kaisers live to make some judgement on each member's relative attractiveness. Franz I have seen, and I remember being blown away only by Sir Alex. Since practically everyone else seems to favour Nick though, maybe my gaze was cast in entirely the wrong direction for the duration. Who knows.

And you, you obviously spend more time ogling celebrity indie boys than I do!

[ex_skh293]

What happened to 4? Was it the ULTIMATE QUESTION that you blankly refused to answer and so quietly deleted in the vain hope that uber-pedants like me would fail to notice?

[emily_strange84]

If, IF, you were as uber-pedantic as you boldly claim to be, then you no doubt would have picked up upon the suspicious absence of question 21. You didn't, and I'm frankly disappointed.

[ex_skh293]

I'm an efficient uber-pedant, you see. I see one mistake and I write the whole thing off without looking for any more. Comes from my logical mindset.

And stop dodging the question, you..

[emily_strange84]

"Efficient" is an interesting turn of phrase. I'd be more inclined to call it carelessness.

I'm only reluctant to face your question because the truth is so much less interesting than you're evidently thinking. If you really must know, I faithfully pasted the entirety of the meme onto my journal from Charley's. She'd be the one you want to see about surreptitious question disposal!

[numbpill]

don't blame me, i got it off my friend abby.

And am I one of your boring sensible friends?!!

[emily_strange84]

No darling, you are not. You didn't lecture me about how potentially dangerous it was going and meeting a certain young man in the first place, after all. I can look the whole of my flist in the eyes and confidently say, by answer 39 I am referring to no-one here!
Phew. That's my ass well and truly covered, then...

[ex_skh293]

Are you talking about me? I'm "young" now, am I? :D

[emily_strange84]

But of course. The need to refer to you as such is especially strong at the moment, seeing as you won't be for very much longer.

God, I wish I knew how to whistle nonchalantly.