Now then.

[emily_strange84]

I believe I've already texted most people who'd give a stuff, but you all enjoy a bit of shameless self promotion, hmm? Of course you do! Especially as a), the adorable housemates have ordered me to pimp this shindig's fine ass and b), constant publicisation will only serve to rile Kay in yet more amusing ways

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[kay_elf]

Well really, I think sending me the mass 'woo we're having a party!' text was a little unnecessary :*P

Of course mostly I'm just upset that I'm going to miss you lying on the bathroom floor shouting drunken abuse at kindly and concerned friends sitting outside. ;*)

[emily_strange84]

Mass texts are a highly addictive substance, I'll have you know. There's no stopping dangerous individuals like myself. For real!

Hahaha, that's exactly why I invited Kenny. He knows his presence is only required as motivator with regards to the sensible drinking game. Failing that, if I spike his drink in order for him to eclipse my imminent trolleydom then no-one'll be the wiser.

[ex_skh293]

Spike my drink and you instantly make yourself legally and culpably responsible for my consequential actions. Be sure you accept the risks squarely, jail time may be a distinct possibility here. :)

[emily_strange84]

What, you mean you've been known to do worse things than misdirect abuse towards half the party whilst inebriated? It isn't possible!