Recalled to Life!

[emilya]

Or, in other words, the LSAT is over.

Now, then:

The Story of the Horrible, Horrible LSAT, Written in the Third Person so that I Can Pretend It Didn't Happen to Me:

Chapter the First: Our Heroine Has a Bad Idea
Once upon a time, whilst Our Heroine was residing at Special K.'s house, Special K. decided to go to a bookstore to discuss

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[john_j_enright]

I hope you did good anyway.

[emilya]

Guh! I have to wait until January 3 to find out, I think. And I actually can't remember how I did on most of it--I do recall that it seemed disturbingly easy for some reason, though.

[1144]

Thus, Our Heroine had transformed this act of oppression into a stirring symbol of resistance.

I miss you, you beloved creature!

[emilya]

Aww...me, too.

(That is, if one interprets the reciprocal nature of pronouns correctly. I don't think I miss me too much.)

And are we being productive now that the Distracting Presence has run off?

[madbard]

That is certainly one of the more entertainingly written stories involving puke I have heard in recent memory.

At least you've figured out you don't want to be a lawyer. Most people take ten years and thousands of dollars to reach that conclusion.

Also, why haven't you called or written??

[emilya]

Also, why haven't you called or written??

Our Heroine lifts her weary head from her goose down pillows. Oh, how tired, how exhausted, how pale and quivering she is! The fearsome LSAT has taken such a toll upon her gentle spirit! But alas, the days of wholesome rest she craves are not to be so. Parchment is procured, and a pen. In perfect copperplate, Our Heroine writes:

My dear Monsieur M.,

According to rules of procedure established in time immemorial, the gentleman calls upon the lady.

With fond regards,
your terribly abused and put-upon
E.

[red_elephant]

I did enjoy your story, parts if were Edward Gorey-esque. Where are you living next semester, o heroine?

[emilya]

The High and Mighty Housing Office has not yet seen fit to tell me. What about you--are you staying in your vegan enclave?