You Have to Love Them They're Family Rent/Hair one shots rated T-M
(I don’t own Hair, Rent, or crazythingsparentstext .com, that being said do not sue me you won’t get anything and also this sometimes takes place before cell phones so it’s going to happen in voice or on the answering machines, yeah you have been warned!)
Jeanie and Sheila were in the living room talking about random topics like they always did when Berger and John were away from them. There were no boys and no kids around so they felt free to talk about things they could only talk about in the presence of each other or any of the other women in their Tribe. Everyone was coming over for dinner later in the day so they sent Berger and Sheila’s husband John to the store to get some more supplies. The conversation ranged from what everyone was up to, to the now topic their sex lives.
“I can’t believe the stuff we used to do.” Said Sheila.
“You can’t, I sure can. I have walking living proof of what we did.” Said Jeanie with a laugh.
“I’m telling you I still haven’t told John about everything.”
“You mean you haven’t told him you had threesomes in the park with Claude and Berger?”
“Oh no he knows about that, what he doesn’t know is that many nights there were more than the 3 of us.”
“Oh well the memories we have of those times have gotten me through the fact I haven’t had sex in 3 years. My vagina should be a historical monument.” Said Jeanie.
“I’ll call next time.” Jeanie and Sheila looked at each other and then burst out laughing at the fact that Jeanie’s 19 year old son had just walked in the door.
“Roger! Wait! Honey come back inside.”
“No I’m good, hi Aunt Sheila.”
“Hi Rog.”
“Honey we’ll stop I promise, just come inside.”
“Promise no more you guys talking about sex.”
“I promise. Now what are you doing here so early?”
“I thought you guys might need some help setting up or something I didn’t realize that I would be walking in on your guys’ girl talk.”
“Well there’s not much to do but John and Berger should be back soon.”
“Okay I’ll stay but please no more talk like that?”
“Since when are you a prude?”
“Since you declared yourself a historical monument.”
“Come inside.” Roger followed his mother inside and hugged Sheila hello.
“So Rog, when are we going to meet whoever you’re banging?” Asked Sheila.
“I’ll be in my room.” He said as Sheila and Jeanie cracked up again.
Berger was getting the laundry together to take down to the laundry mat, and decided to check Roger’s room for dirty clothes. As he was going through the room he picked up a pair of jeans and a glow in the dark condom fell out. Sometimes this kid just made it too easy for him to pick on. He heard the front door open and saw his 17 year old nephew come in.
“So I was getting the clothes for the laundry and this fell out of your jeans.” Not opening his hand.
“I can explain that, I was just holding it for someone, you can smoke it if you want and I will learn my lesson.”
“No that’s not what I found, wait you have pot in there and you didn’t share?”
“Um, sorry? What are you talking about?”
“I found a glow in the dark condom in your room.”
“Oh that.”
“Yeah that, why do you have it.”
“I thought it would be cool.” Said Roger.
“Or you realized if you turned off the lights she wouldn’t have to look at your ugly mug, what are you going to do Kid, get her glow in the dark stars for her chest, so you know where you’re going.” Said Berger with a smile letting Roger know he was joking.
“I don’t know I didn’t think that far ahead. I just bought it yesterday.”
“Have fun and remember to use it, your mom and I are too young to be grandparents.”
“I still remember the army talk, trust me not happening.”
“Keep it that way.”