Hey, I'm not knockin' the driving. Did you see me make any movement towards walking down there? No, I think not.
Hey, I went and I don't have a soul.
Very true. I don't think Meg the Happy Gopher had one, either. Did I ever tell you that one of my freshman English professors was once one of my camp counselors? He told me that his time as a counselor was one of the most screwed up times in his life because he was kind of depressed and a bit crazy. Fitting, yes?
And the best part about the "wood for sale" one was that we almost didn't stop! And then we almost died turning around. And then I almost fell into the ditch while holding Elwood. That would've been tragic.
The kind who still hasn't gotten over his craziness. While he was a camp counselor he had a girlfriend, but he refused to call her his girlfriend because he refused to claim to love someone close to him more than a stranger in Africa because Jesus claimed to love all people equally and he wanted to be just like Jesus. Heh. Crazy!
Also, they put one of those metal cover thingies over a pothole on the street outside my apartment, so all night long I heard tha-thunk! every time some tool drove over it. There are 4 lanes out there, people! Use them!
I hadn't seen the commercial! I did see the print ad, however, and I love the look on the woman's face. I'd like to think that I would have a similar expression should Elijah Wood be randomly sitting on my lap, but I know I really a lot would not be that calm.
But what is up with his hair? Get a haircut! And now I sound like my mother.
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Hey, it's a steep-ass hill, yo.
Maybe he can go when he grows arms and legs and, you know, a soul.
Hey, I went and I don't have a soul.
Whorin’ on a Saturday night
Still fucking funny.
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Hey, I'm not knockin' the driving. Did you see me make any movement towards walking down there? No, I think not.
Hey, I went and I don't have a soul.
Very true. I don't think Meg the Happy Gopher had one, either. Did I ever tell you that one of my freshman English professors was once one of my camp counselors? He told me that his time as a counselor was one of the most screwed up times in his life because he was kind of depressed and a bit crazy. Fitting, yes?
And the best part about the "wood for sale" one was that we almost didn't stop! And then we almost died turning around. And then I almost fell into the ditch while holding Elwood. That would've been tragic.
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No. Heh. I would have been depressed and a bit crazy if I was working there, too. Also-- What kind of professor tells a student that?
That would've been tragic.
Tragic but hysterical.
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The kind who still hasn't gotten over his craziness. While he was a camp counselor he had a girlfriend, but he refused to call her his girlfriend because he refused to claim to love someone close to him more than a stranger in Africa because Jesus claimed to love all people equally and he wanted to be just like Jesus. Heh. Crazy!
Also, they put one of those metal cover thingies over a pothole on the street outside my apartment, so all night long I heard tha-thunk! every time some tool drove over it. There are 4 lanes out there, people! Use them!
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Also, have you seen this commercial yet? I need that kind of entertainment in my lap.
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But what is up with his hair? Get a haircut! And now I sound like my mother.
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