so jenna brought this guy back from the bar tonight, and WHAT A WEIRDO!! he likes it when she pokes him in the butthole and he keeps cursing me out. he's obsessed with tre anastacio or however you spell the name of the guy from phish, and wants to fuck him hardcore! i think its really funny, and he got all excited when i told him that my dad's firm ( Read more... )

ok so heres the whole story. the guy who asked me for my number's name is mike. the one who WANTED my number, and the one who i liked, his name is john. he was gonna come over wednesday night since he was off from work, but by the time he got around to leaving his place i was tired. but he came anyway, and got pulled over for "running a light." so ( Read more... )

so its my first post, i decided after clicking on a certain person's xanga site that i should do this myself. basically just a place for me to rant about stupid shit, and to remind myself about the quirky things that my friends and i do down here in philly ( Read more... )