am i missing something important? sometimes it feels like it.

i had a dream that i was at rufus king and i couldn't find my clothes, but nobody noticed. i was walking around in a make-shift toga.

yeah, yeah, yeah. whatever.

now that we are out of toaster-waffles, there is nothing i want to eat. not even a little. i am going through toaster-waffle withdrawal.

life is so bleak without breakfast from the freezer.

um

this toothpaste for dinner b-side made me crack up, and even spit some little particles of chewed apple onto the monitor. ew, emily joy. ew.

fat and squinty.

now, i will mop(e).

i hold entire dialogues in my mind,
and i always end up self-medicating a heart condition.

that inning gave me heartburn. i'm going to bed.

this morning, my mom told me that i look forlorn.

but it's not exactly morning and forlorn just isn't the right word.

i dreamed last night that i was living under an oppressive, totalitarian government, and i went to HQ with my boo (you heard me right) and said EITHER LET US GET MARRIED OR PUT ME IN JAIL! right before that we had both gone to get our driver's licenses for the loch ness monster!

maybe i need *less* REM sleep. am i giving my brain too much

LJ Interests meme results

(from andrew)

1. banana yoshimoto:
   i used to love by. untill i lost one of her tiny books and had to pay milwaukee public libraries thirty dollars. it's kind of soured me.
2. broken toes:
   i almost broke my stupid foot at stupid omar's house, a looongg time ago. i had to hobble at my grandfather's funeral because of that bayunco.
3. ( Read more... )

directions: type "[your name] is", including the quotes, into a google search. cut-and-paste the first ten responses that work. just pull the answers right out of the excerpt google shows you, don't click the link and search around. the only rule is that each one has to start with "[your name] is".

1. EMILY is every woman who has ever sat at a ( Read more... )

no one is obligated to read this.

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )