I'm a tramp

[emilyohyeah]

I have not done much during this break except for work at the mall, sleep, and hang out with my parents. Since I do not participate in any of those activities while at Lawrence I might as well stock up while I am here

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[supergogofrenzy]

Yes. I do.

This term we aged.
This term we grew (wider).
This term we were gonna do other stuff but then we got high.
And also this term I tried to compile that list of all the people I'd slept with and realized that only 2-3 were hot, 2-3 I still talk to, and the other 4,320,245,503,201 were more drug-addicted whores than the two of us put together. And I know that you can relate.

And then I thought about making a list of all the men whose penises I'd touched and almost fainted at the thought.

In Wisconsin, two ordinary men can't get married, and two ordinary women can't get married. But what about a queen and a dutchess? And would it be possible for us to get married every two days and divorced all the days in between for the next 20 years or so to run up the divorce rate of that sanctimonious institution of hetero-marriage?

[emilyohyeah]

I'm in. I'll call the florist.