Hey Bitch! All those months we dated and you never sent me an e-mail. You never cared! So I think I'll leave my e-mail just in case you want to talk. You probably don't even remember it from the first time I gave it to you.Spongebobbud@msn.com if you care. I don't even want to talk to you anymore, but I'll give you another chance since our babies were going to be so perfect. Send me an e-mail! Finally I can wear the pants in the relationship. DO IT! You wrist slicing freak. I can't believe I ever said I loved you. Send me an e-mail and I'll send you some donuts and coffee or something! ;)
Hey! I got your e-mail, but there was nothing on it! :( Can you please send another or call me so I can get your e-mail address? I'll be looking forward to another.
NO EMILY! Zach's not worth that! He is a stuck up prick. Don't cry yourself to sleep over a Phantom of the Whatever wannabe. But since you have both gone your separate ways, you to your lonesome drunken suicidal camp and him to his crazy insane college life, may I say that my e-mail is defiantly MonkeyBrains77@aol.com. And you know that I would be deligted to send you lemon squares via the real mail system any time that you feel you are too lonesome and depressed at that enormously oxymoronic SUMMER CAMP (might I add that summer is the time for rest and relaxation!) that you call St. Paul's, which I'm too good for... and by too good I mean they turned me down... But we have all moved on, to suicidal or colligic or Spanish ways, so enjoy your summer and call me so I can visit.
Plus yoga with men that moan as they clasp their hands together and massage our sohulders is incredibly fun, even if you..didn't..drive..with..me..there... because you drove with Amanda... of course.
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Plus yoga with men that moan as they clasp their hands together and massage our sohulders is incredibly fun, even if you..didn't..drive..with..me..there... because you drove with Amanda... of course.
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