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[emilyssassylime]

Things I do not worry about:
lead
terrorist attacks
being stuck in elevators
wrinkles
germs/touching things in public
toxic fumes
the quality of my tap water

Things I worry about sometimes:
food poisoning
global warming
Guantanamo Bay
underwear showing

Things I worry about constantly:
bedbugs

Comments

[llemma]

I worry about lead all the time, but only inasmuch as every year there's another Washington Post story on how yep, it's still in the water in southeast DC, which is where I teach. One doesn't like to become paranoid but it does sort of stack the deck.