Comments | emilywhite: The scene of the crime

emilywhite

The scene of the crime

Feb 09, 2011 12:40

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newyorkdork February 13 2011, 22:14:59 UTC

When my brother was four, he tried to steal that Ninja Turtle ooze they used to make from Hills. He put it inside his jacket. My mom made him go back in, sit on the counter, and tell the manager what he did. He never tried it again.

emilywhite February 13 2011, 22:34:47 UTC

I didn't even think about the store clerk approach. I was in such a hurry. That would have scared her straight.

lindyleighphoto February 13 2011, 22:37:15 UTC

Nope. Angel stole an ashtray from Kmart when she was 3. She was so proud of it. I didn't smoke so she said it was for grandma, who did smoke. I had to drive back because she had slipped it in my purse when I wasn't looking and I found it when I got home. I made her apologize to the sales clerk...she never stole again (that I'm aware of) :D

emilywhite February 13 2011, 22:40:04 UTC

That is awesome!

sirisudweeks February 14 2011, 04:57:51 UTC

I think if they're stealing in 2nd or 3rd grade, you've got a future criminal on your hands. That's Tom's age. Mike stole his candy at age 5, I think. I kinda freaked out.. didn't realize it was a rite of passage. Good for you for taking it with a sense of humor!

chillygator February 16 2011, 16:31:11 UTC

I really thought this story was going to be about her beginning a pole dancing career. I feel unfulfilled.

emilywhite February 16 2011, 16:44:10 UTC

I have photos for that too, but I can't post them online here. While I was in the shower she was going through my drawers, pulled out some of my panties and put them on like she was a WWF wrestler. Riding up and over her shoulders. Hee-larious!
But it's dadddy's job to keep her off the pole, so I'm not even going to try in that area.