✝ VIII ✝

[eminent_lady]

Would anyone have a shovel they would be comfortable parting with? I need to take out some...garbage.

They'll never find the body.

Comments

[unless_itsafarm]

I happen to have the finest shoveling/bludgeoning tool in existence, missy! But I can't just part with it, no ma'am. You can borrow it.

[eminent_lady]

Oh, no, I'm sorry, borrowing it won't do.

...

Bludgeoning tool?

[unless_itsafarm]

Damn right! There is nothing more satisfying than a shovel kill, missy! It's downright VISCERAL!

[eminent_lady]

...

Thank you for the offer, but I think I have found a shovel of my own.

[hurtjustalittle]

Just leave the corpse in the basement. And try to be more subtle next time.

[eminent_lady]

Corpse? That's...that is horrible. That is not something to joke about.

[hurtjustalittle]

If you’re not burying bodies, then don't say 'garbage' so ominously.

[eminent_lady]

Perhaps it is my accent.

[bestpapaever]

A shovel? I was looking for a shovel, myself! For, y'know, trash and whatnot.

[eminent_lady]

You need a shovel, as well, sir?

[bestpapaever]

Yup! Just in case...

[eminent_lady]

That sounded even more ominous than what I had said.

W-Well, best of luck to you, sir.