✝ XIV ✝

[eminent_lady]

[ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF MAYFIELD!

If a lady, have you ever wanted to have a bit of fun while making money and earning valuable life experience that can only be found by working as a (theoretically) contributing member of society? Alternatively, have you ever wanted to learn how to get men to do anything and everything you ask just by

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[doesntpoop]

[Dahlia stops to look - a 'cosplay' cafe?]

[eminent_lady]

Hello, Miss. Are you interested?

[doesntpoop]

Oh! Um...interested in what?

[eminent_lady]

Why, joining the café, of course! It's entertaining and you get to meet many people.

[wise_king]

Nice outfit. I suppose that is for tempting others to come to your establishment?

[eminent_lady]

It is meant to be advertising of a sort.

[Mariya spins slowly.]

Does it look nice?

[wise_king]

Unfortunately, yes. As much as I would like to say no, being human has its downsides.

[eminent_lady]

Then you may as well make the best of it~♥

[seniorfilia]

[Stopping to watch the pretty lady.]

[eminent_lady]

[Oh. It's a kid. Uh.]

Hello~ Can I help you?

[seniorfilia]

Bonjour, mademoiselle! Ah, can I ask what this is about?

[eminent_lady]

Ah, of course~ Of course~

[Mariya elegantly spins and holds out one of the many fliers.]

A Japanese-style cosplay café. We, the employees, wear various cute uniforms while serving food, tea, drinks, and other products to our customers.

[ladysawsaw]

[What's this? What is apparently a a beautiful woman approaching Giriko?? Hell to the yes, hay baby how you doin', skeeviness++, etc.

This will clearly end well!!]

Oi, hello yourself! You ain't too bad, you know.

[eminent_lady]

Oh, great, leave it to my luck to stumble across the only skeevy lesbian in town. Terrible employee, but...

Thank you. I'm advertising for a café.

[Mariya holds up one of the fliers. TL;DR: TITTIES AND FOOD.]

[ladysawsaw]

... Yeah, but is it topless?

[THIS IS V. IMPORTANT.]

[eminent_lady]

No.

[shamagaladin]

[Hello, I am a man thing and wow that is a short skirt.]

[eminent_lady]

Oh! Would you mind giving me a moment of your time?

[shamagaladin]

O-oh - um - yes? I mean...I wouldn't mind.... [kldfsjakjg I wasn't staring. D: ]

[eminent_lady]

[Not obvious at all. Nope.]

I am advertising for an independently-run café which I am helping manage.

[Mariya holds out one of the fliers, which boils down to:

- Pretty girls in pretty things.
- Food.
- No drones.]