Bastard moggy grrr it is currently rolling in its back to try and get a tummy tickle - i have informed it that no-one is impressed and no-one loves the little monster it continues to be unimpressed with such assertions
Bilbo was the same. He would roll over and show me his expensive scar and look all cute and fluffy. With the crumbs of his expensive cat fud in his whiskers.
But look at ME I am SO CUTE!! How could you NOT love me??? Scritch my belly and get me some for fud while your at it....
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it is currently rolling in its back to try and get a tummy tickle - i have informed it that no-one is impressed and no-one loves the little monster
it continues to be unimpressed with such assertions
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But look at ME I am SO CUTE!! How could you NOT love me??? Scritch my belly and get me some for fud while your at it....
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he is still in disgrace and i shall be resisting all attempts to get me to tickle his tummy for the forseeable
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Glad you got him there on time.
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he had a bladder blockage
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I suggest you send Benj to ventinary college - it might cost a lot to start with, but I'm sure it'd be a good investment in the long term.
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